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BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	164	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	2999	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Fantasy Fun Zone – ‘/ffg/ Edition’

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy on steroids!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like Final Fantasy XVI: THE RISING TIDE – set to release on April 18th, 2024 (in Minecraft time, of course). Battle fierce monsters, uncover ancient mysteries, and maybe even find a Chocobo or two along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Final Fantasy VII Rebirth where you can relive the iconic story with a Minecraft twist. Or check out Final Fantasy Brave Exvius: War of the Visions and lead your own army to victory in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail where you can explore a vast world filled with magic and danger. Or travel back in time to Final Fantasy XI and experience the nostalgia of classic MMORPG gameplay.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience Final Fantasy like never before. Who needs a sword and shield when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be you’ in Minecraft fun!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Potions Brewed:	177
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Votes:	1138	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by happy couples in real life? Do you want to escape to a world where height doesn’t matter and you can be the king of your own castle? Join our Minecraft server and leave those manlets behind! Build your own empire, find love in the pixelated world, and show those couples who’s boss. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual ones in our epic Minecraft server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Blocky Emotions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only emotion you feel is sheer boredom? Well, look no further because our server will have you making faces like you just ate a whole lemon farm! Join us for a wild ride of emotions as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs. You’ll never know what expression will be plastered on your face next! So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	490	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3113
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	161
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Void Armor Forged:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2834
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ores Mined:	994	Villages Defended:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3400
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.