Weak Bladder MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

mom, men’s restroom, BathroomLineBoss, Siblings, squeezing past

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

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Blocky Booty Bounce

derogatory, Social Issues, name-calling, toxic attitudes, bounce

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, but little did they know it was cursed! Suddenly, they were all transformed into chickens and had to navigate the server pecking their way to victory. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to break the curse and return to their human form.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that defeating this feathery beast will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Disco Sheep” party nights, where you can dance the night away with your woolly friends to the latest hits.

So come on, don’t be a chicken! Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and usually does!

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CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

hygiene specialists, horse grooming, unique job, animal health, gals who clean peen

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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CraftyTrolls R Us

Exploration, Turkish cuisine, Günoo, Mediterranean, Hiking

Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

feeling, adult content, mature content, Online Games, arousal

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

Surviving, societal expectations, Masculinity, crazy, personal growth

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

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Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

madness, blocky, lol, Limit Break Assault, Manga

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

#pillowtalk, #nightynight, Sleep, bedtime, Crafty

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

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SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

fan reaction, Overrated, Unnecessary, Media, SoullessCraft

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

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Blocky Broads & Bros

nonconformity, Transgender, blocky, Broads, Gender Roles

Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

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