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VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	476
Dragon Eggs Found:	1103	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	121
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	976887
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2806	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ores Mined:	3972
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Star Shards Collected:	63
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ColdBrewCraft

caffeine boost, chilled coffee, coffee connoisseur, coffee lover, coffee on the rocks, cold and delicious, Cold brew, Cold coffee, cold coffee addiction, cold coffee cravings, cold coffee enjoyment, cold coffee indulgence, cold coffee perfection, cold coffee recipe, cold coffee satisfaction, ColdBrewCraft, iced beverage, iced coffee, purposefully cold, refreshing drink, summer beverage

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	8890
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

are you tired of hot coffee? are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where the coffee is always cold and the adventures are always hot!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music.

our players ride around on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at your enemies.

so come on down to our server where the coffee is cold and the fun never stops!

SkyWorld

Adventure, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

SkyWorld is a Skyblock Only Server.

With our project, we aim to create an exceptional environment for users to explore the skies alone, in a group or with a large guild. From exciting quests, guild wars and trading opportunities, expect many small features that significantly improve the quality of life on our server!

We are Community-Based and want to evolve together with our players. We keep a huge distance to p2w mechanics and try to maintain our economy as best as possible.

Skyworld.g-portal.game:33231