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UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mines Excavated:	3462
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	3376	Ores Mined:	4192

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	67

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2546
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	694
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crops Grown:	7035	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!