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Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to turn you into a pro in no time! Our tools are so advanced, they practically play the game for you. Join us and you’ll be building epic structures and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that joining our server will not only make you a Minecraft master, but it will also increase your chances of finding love. That’s right, you could be crafting pickaxes and crafting relationships at the same time. Who knew pixels could be so romantic?

So what are you waiting for, anon? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft millionaire. It’s time to level up, both in the game and in love!

Wedding Bells Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Tired of boring weddings in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we have weddings every week! That’s right, every player gets married to a chicken in a lavish ceremony complete with diamond rings and cake made out of obsidian. Who needs real love when you can have a chicken spouse in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and rules over all the chicken subjects in the land. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and become a knight of the coop?

And if weddings and chicken royalty aren’t enough to entice you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as DJ’s, and watch out for the zombie bouncers who will kick you out if you’re not dressed in your best diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty Zion Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5577	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Alien Abductions:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because we have Jewish Rabbi Scheckelberg-Goldstein himself on our server, spilling all the tea about the Protocols of the Elders of Zion! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, secret societies, and diamond mining. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Herobrine’s disappearance. Don’t miss out on all the drama and chaos, join now for a server experience like no other!

> Pre Record Performance Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ores Mined:	1329
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughs. Our server is so wild that even the mobs are joining in on the fun! We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just being zombies, but you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that we have prerecorded performances by famous Minecraft musicians. You’ll swear you’re at a live concert, even though you’re just sitting in front of your computer screen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

🔥😈 difficult VANILLA survival WITH GRIF 😈🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Vanilla survival with a small addition to the game. No donation! No lags! No long wipes!

⭐Generation: Beautiful and balanced generation of the world, with a slight bias towards fantasy. Minimalistic and beautiful.

⭐PvP: in all privates, except: spawn, ender spawn, some boss arenas. Leveling up KDR, top killers, rewards, events, and much more…

⭐Enchantments: A few custom enchantments to the standard ones, which are balanced and do not spoil the game mechanics. Unique rewards, event rewards in the form of enchantments, drops of enchantments from bosses.

⭐Pets: Buy a pet, name it, upgrade it in battles, put armor on it, and get a powerful assistant on the server in PvP, PvE or events.

⭐Skills: UNIQUE leveling system. Develop a warrior, an archer, a barbarian, or whoever you want. Spend talent points only on the necessary skill abilities, make your own unique build and conquer all players with your power!

⭐Bosses: Raid Bosses that spawn in arenas scattered around the world, with their own talents and skills, rewards, phases, and more.

✌ All this, as well as: adequate admins, large privates, economy, top boards, and future updates are WAITING FOR YOU! ✌

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PixelPasta – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Tank Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is so epic that even the Trash Machine from the previous edition couldn’t handle it. That’s right, we’re next level!

2. We have exclusive spoilers for DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2. Who needs to play the game when you can just join our server and get all the deets?

3. Want to buy some merch? We’ve got you covered with links to all the Undertale and Deltarune goodies you could ever want. Show off your love for the games in style!

4. Need some extra content in your life? Look no further than our server, where we have text dumps, screenshots, and even a resurrected Booru. Help us tag those images, it’s a wild ride!

5. And don’t even get me started on our comic and fangame bins. You’ll never run out of entertainment on our server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Tank Edition is waiting for you!

SMP: Blocky Bois Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of creepers, build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started forming their own factions and going to war with each other. You might even stumble upon a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and are planning a revolution against the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Sit Down & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	6773
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	176	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Are you tired of your life being so boring that even a sci-fi cyberpunk horror game can’t bring you joy? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you can build your own cyberpunk dystopia and fight off hordes of zombie creepers with laser swords!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters that defy gravity, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Most Right Wingers Are Stupid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Animals Bred:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your conspiracy theories? Look no further, because our server is where the real craziness happens! Join us if you want to be part of a community that’s so out there, we make flat earthers look normal.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, including some who believe in lizard people and others who think the moon landing was faked. But hey, who needs logic when you can have fun, right?

And if you’re tired of boring old politics, come join us where we debate the important issues, like whether or not aliens are among us and if Bigfoot is real. Plus, we have a special event where we reenact famous conspiracy theories in game – last week we recreated the moon landing hoax using only blocks and redstone!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into the wackiest Minecraft SMP around, join us and let’s make some truly insane memories together. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our server.

Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2619
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Look no further, because Successor is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on Successor is actually a llama in a human suit, just waiting to prank unsuspecting newcomers.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of some jealous llama pranks).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen are actually just misunderstood chefs trying to cook you a delicious meal.

So what are you waiting for? Join Successor today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – especially when llamas are involved.