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RallyCraft Minecraft Server – Trump’s General

@POTUS45, 45 Office, 485719228., again.., Atlanta, aurora, AZ.., ça.., co, coachella, Donald J Trump, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, GA, general, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, NV, Oaks, Pa, Prescott, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, RallyCraft, reading, RENO, RSBN, Rumble, Server, tiktok, trump archive, Trump Spox, Trumps, TrumpVideo, TrumpWarRoom, truth social, WE WANT THE RALLY EDITION, White House 45

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Star Shards Collected:	292
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	72

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Donald J. Trump’s speeches? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building walls that are so big, even Mexico will be jealous.

We’ve got more rallies than you can shake a stick at, with special appearances from Liz Harrington, the Trump Spox who will keep you updated on all the latest server news.

And don’t worry about those haters who say Trump hasn’t done anything – we’ve got archived links to prove them wrong! Plus, we’ve got exclusive videos of Trump declaring “WE WILL WIN” and making America great again, again.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the greatness that is President Trump. Build the best structures, make the best deals, and show the world that you’re a true patriot. Make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crops Grown:	9744
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	243768
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Secret Passages Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

celebration, Condolences, condolences to the family, deceased, eternal rest, Farewell, Gone but not forgotten, Grief, Honor, in loving memory, Legacy, Loss, memorial, Memory, Minecraft, passing, power, Remembrance, Respect, REST, rest in peace, rest in power, Server, Tribute

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Enchantments Applied:	133	Animals Bred:	188
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Items Found:	6394	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

alcohol, bill, birthday dinner, birthday gift, Birthday Party, Communication, fair, family, Friends, GFsBdayDinnerDrama, Girlfriend, ignoring, messages, misunderstanding, office, Paying, Principle, Resentment, six figure salary, Surprise, Tipping

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6100	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchantments Applied:	269
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Votes:	9754
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	3360	Void Gems Collected:	27
Holy Grails Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	212	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

border control, Chemicals, Contraband, CraftyChemWarfare, Crime Prevention, european union, hazardous materials, illegal-trade, International, investigation, law enforcement, national security, organized crime, Russia-bound, SECURITY, Seize, SMUGGLING, Spanish police, suspicious activity, trafficking, weapons material

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	171	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!