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FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, all bosses, boss fights, challenge, Chinese folklore, completionist, Epic battles, gameplay, Gaming, goty, immersive experience, Masterpiece, Minecraft, monkeybros, MonkeyBrosCraft, mythical creatures, Rise, rise up, satisfaction, Server, triumph, Victory, video game, Wukong

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6922
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

Archer Illyasviel von Einzbern, Archetype Inception, Archetype Inception BB Dubai, Assassin Okita J Sōji, Avenger Xu Fu, bb, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, blocky, C.I.E.L, Costume Dress, Dobrynya Nikitich, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Fuyuki, golden apples, GRAND, karna, Lancer Karna, Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda, Lancer Percival, Main Interlude, Minecraft, Moon Cancer, Moon Cancer Sesshōin Kiara, OC Prologue, Ordeal Call III, Order, pastebin, percival, Rider Bartholomew Roberts, Ruler Artoria Pendragon, Saber Tomoe Gozen, Silver Apples, smp, smpcraft, Summer 2024, tenochtitlan, utility links, Welfare Servant

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	1654
Farms Harvested:	738	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mines Excavated:	1202	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

UnfckMyLife Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, fastest way, goal-setting, growth, life improvement, mental health, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, personal development, positive habits, productivity, progress, resilience, self help, self improvement, self-care, smp, success, transformation, UnfckMyLife, unfuck, well-being

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to unfuck your life is by building the most epic base and flexing on all the other players. Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who will only grant you entry if you can out-build them in a build battle.

But that’s not all – there are secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie pigmen who are actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with. And if you manage to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle, you will be crowned the Chicken King and have all the power in the world.

So if you’re ready to unfuck your life in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime.

CraftyCringeLand

changing tastes, CraftyCringeLand, Disappointment, disillusioned experiences, disillusionment, failed experiments, false expectations, misconceived preferences, misguided interests, misguided passions, misguided pursuits, misjudged hobbies, mistaken attractions, mistaken hobbies, mistaken interests, surprising aversions, surprising disappointments, unanticipated turn-offs, unexpected dislikes, unexpected letdowns, unfulfilled desires

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Have you ever thought you were into knitting, but then realized you were actually terrible at it and kept accidentally stabbing yourself with the needles? Well, if you’re looking for a new hobby that won’t result in any injuries (hopefully), then you should join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic, dragons breathe fire, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. We have epic quests that will challenge even the bravest of players, like finding the legendary diamond sword of doom or rescuing the princess from the evil clutches of a giant slime.

But that’s not all! We also have a built-in karaoke feature where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Baby Shark” or “Despacito”. And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry).

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for pixelated sword fighting or building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. The possibilities are endless!

GazaCraft: No Need to Lecture!

Anwar, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, gaza conflict, GazaCraft, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, islamic world, Lecture, Malaysia, Malaysian PM, Media bias, media narratives, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, Propaganda, skewing, West

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9393	Emeralds Found:	5228
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in Gaza! Malaysian PM Anwar said it’s da bomb, so you know it’s legit! We don’t need no lectures on democracy or human rights, we just wanna have fun and blow stuff up! Join now and let’s show the West how we do it in da Islamic world! #GazaGang #SandCastleSquad #AnwarApproved

Nrf2Craft: Parkinson’s Prevention

anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, Antioxidant Therapy, brain health, Dietary supplements, dopamine, Ecklonia cava, health benefits, herbal medicine, Korean Seaweed, marine algae, natural remedies, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neuroprotection, Nrf2-ARE Pathway, Nrf2Craft, Oxidative Stress, Parkinson’s Disease, parkinsons, polyphenols, Prevention, Preventive Effect

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Divine Spears Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, because it’s infused with Ecklonia cava Polyphenols that have a magical effect on your Minecraft experience.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you come across a rare ore that glows with the power of the Nrf2-ARE pathway. Your character starts glowing with energy, and you feel unstoppable as you conquer the world around you.

But that’s not all! The Ecklonia cava Polyphenols also have a preventive effect on Parkinson’s Disease in the game. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about your character getting sick and slowing down. You’ll be zooming around the map like a speed demon, taking down enemies left and right.

So why wait? Join this server now and experience the power of Ecklonia cava Polyphenols for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

CraftyIdols Minecraft Server

CraftyIdols, idolmaster, idolmaster birthdays, idolmaster characters, idolmaster fanart, idolmaster fancomics, idolmaster fanworks, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster materials, idolmaster official website, idolmaster resources, idolmaster translations, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-archive, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-faq, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Animals Bred:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with idol madness and crazy adventures.

Imagine mining for diamonds while listening to virtual idols sing their hearts out. Build a shrine dedicated to your favorite idol and watch as it brings you good luck in your mining endeavors.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground idol concert where creepers dance to the beat and zombies sing backup vocals.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most idol-filled Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the idol madness begin!

NotionGoneWild Minecraft SMP

collaboration tool, digital workspace, knowledge management, Minecraft, note-taking app, notion, NotionGoneWild, organization, popular app, productivity, productivity tool, project management, smp, software, Software Development, Startup, task management, task tracking, team collaboration, team communication, Tech, Technology, workflow optimization

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the zoo. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once turned into a llama after drinking a suspicious potion. So come on, join us and see what kind of chaos you can stir up in this wild world of blocky madness!