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TheWiggler Minecraft Server

anger management, anxiety, calling in sick, CEO, chat gpt, colleagues, emotional distress, fan fiction, losing temper, Minecraft, office dynamics, overreacted, pet name, professional behavior, promotion competition, Server, TheWiggler, work girlfriend, work slack channel, workplace bullying, workplace culture, zoom call

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of being the villain in your own story? Join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own epic tale! No more being called “The Wiggler” or dealing with workplace drama. On our server, you can build your own empire, slay dragons, and show everyone who the real boss is. Say goodbye to Zoom calls and hello to a world where you call the shots. Join now and leave the office politics behind!

CraftyDadLULZ

child abuse, child discipline, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyDadLULZ, emotional trauma, estranged relationships, family drama, family dynamics, father in-law, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, forgiveness process, grudges, parenting disagreements, personal boundaries, personal values, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, unresolved conflict

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with your wife’s father striking your child! Our server is a safe haven from awkward family gatherings and uncomfortable conversations. Plus, you won’t have to worry about forgiving anyone or being called petty for holding a grudge.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any in-laws interfering. So why wait? Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs forgiveness when you have a diamond sword?

BetrayerBeware

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, betrayal aftermath, betrayal consequences, betrayal recovery, betrayal recovery process, betrayal trauma, BetrayerBeware, broken trust, consequences, coping with betrayal, dealing with betrayal, Deceit, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, hurt, Karma, moving on, Revenge, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Have you ever been betrayed by someone in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we take betrayal to a whole new level! When someone betrays you, we unleash a pack of angry wolves to hunt them down and make them pay for their treachery! It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) revenge story unfolding right before your eyes. So come join us and see what happens to the person who dares to betray you! Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border protection, BorderBlock, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, intelligence, Invasion, investigation, Military, military tactics, Minecraft, Political, Report, Russian general, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine attack

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got a russian general who, like, dismantled some border-protection group, right? and then, outta nowhere, ukraine attacks! it’s like, a total war zone, man. but don’t worry, we got all the protection you need on this server. join us and be part of the chaos, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4308	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3648	Love Letters Sent:	20

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1851
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	201
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime critique, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime enthusiast, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime release, anime review, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, best anime, birth year, CraftyBabies, favorite anime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

#youtube, bangin, Black Lives Matter, controversial, cultural commentary, Hip Hop, HwdMJE0t8JM, Lyrics, madness, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music video, Police Brutality, Provocative, racism, racist, smp, Social Issues, systemic racism, Theme, trending, viral

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	449	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!