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  • CockLovers Minecraft SMP

    CockLovers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

    So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCrafty LOLz

    MineCrafty LOLz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of chickens took over the server and declared themselves the rulers of the land. But fear not, for our fearless players rose up and defeated the chicken overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history. So if you want to be a part of crazy shenanigans like this, join us now! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

    ⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! 1.21.1 – No Map Resets!

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

    Located in Chicago, USA
    Join us on Discord https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    Features Description
    [🧨] PvP and griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protect.
    [💻] Stable server performance
    [🌎] No world resets Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.
    [🍪] Quality of life changes Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
    [‼️] Effective anticheat Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to maintain server performance.
    [🚫] No features No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft.

    Server News (August 23, 2024)

    Straight Up has migrated to a new IP address: play.straightupminecraft.com

    StraightUp now operates on Pufferfish, a high-performance fork of Paper. Expect improved performance, including faster chunk loading, and less strain on the server from mob pathfinding.

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    No, land claims or land protection is not allowed on Straight Up. It is an anarchy server where PvP and griefing are permitted.

    Straight Up does not have world resets. The server prides itself on maintaining the same world without resets.

    Straight Up has an effective anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay and maintain server performance.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

    CraftyDawnTrailMCServ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic Femra Friday event you’ve ever seen! The Dead Sea Scrolls predicted this day and now it’s finally here in blocky form.

    Patch Notes (7.05) include updates like pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk.

    Looking for resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? Look no further, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t miss our Moonfire Faire event from August 8th to August 26th, where you can battle giant creepers and ride dragons.

    Join our meetups, like the CC Meetup where we discuss the best way to build a castle out of diamond blocks. Or the Murderous Twins X – Lets Kill Eachother! Meetup where you can team up with your Minecraft twin to take down other players.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let the blocky adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

    CodeCrafters Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

    Join us if you want to experience coding in Minecraft like never before. Our players don’t just build houses and farms, they build entire functioning computers and program robots to do their bidding. Who needs redstone when you have actual lines of code running the show?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship-It-Or-Die challenge. Every week, players must come up with the most outrageous and ridiculous product ideas, code them into existence, and ship them out to the rest of the server. Failure to do so results in being banished to the dreaded “Bug Island” where you must survive on nothing but stale bread and expired milk.

    So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of Minecraft gameplay and coding creativity, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to code and ship like a pro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP