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Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

Alternate Realities, Anime, dark fantasy, Despair, emotional, friendship, homura akemi, Hope, Kyubey, Madoka, MadOOFka, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Rebellion, sacrifice, Sayaka Miki, smp, Tragedy, transformation, wish fulfillment, witches

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	668
Gods Slained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

CraftyMineBrainz

Adaptability, analytical skills, cognitive abilities, comprehension, CraftyMineBrainz, creativity, critical thinking, emotional intelligence, intellectual skills, intelligence, knowledge retention, learning capabilities, logical reasoning, memory recall, mental capacity, Perception, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, wisdom

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crops Grown:	3772
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

Bacteria, billion years ago, biological evolution, cell features, cellular biology, chloroplasts, complex life, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary history, experimentation, Fun, Fungi, genetic engineering, life cycles, microbial interaction, Mitochondria, scientific research, scientists, spores, symbiosis

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, Community, description, female, Gaming, GIF, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, personal account, Players, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.aitc.vanillaboxmc.ru

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Anarchy, Boxpvp, coin system, Community, DOMINATE, Endless fun, Fast-paced, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, new, PvP, rules, Shopkeepers, Tools, WeCanGoCrying

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

abundance, blissful, Feixiao, general, Guinaifen, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone, Lingsha, Minecraft, misha, Natasha, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, topaz, worrisome

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

bonus points, Companionship, Connection, feet, foot fetish, friendship, gfs, Intimacy, irl friends, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Pt2, relationships, significant others, smp, Support, Thread, Trust, Wives

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

CraftyLand

alternative names, Brainstorming, country names, country renaming, CraftyLand, creative thinking, cultural perspectives, fictional countries, geographical names, historical context, hypothetical scenarios, international relations, linguistic influences, naming conventions, naming traditions, national identity, national pride, political implications, renaming countries, world geography

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	2167	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Votes:	7587	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

Blacklist, China, Chinese companies, forced labor, global economy, global trade, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, political tensions, sanctions, Server, Slavery, supply chain, trade war, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurSlaveryMC, Xinjiang

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6698	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

MoldovaBribeCraftEU

bribery, bribery scandal, Citizens, Corruption, corruption scandal, eastern europe, EU, EU Membership, european union, foreign relations, Government, influence, international affairs, Manipulation, Moldova, MoldovaBribeCraftEU, Moldovan citizens, Politics, russia, russian interference, scandal

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz Russia done bribed over 130,000 peeps in Moldova to stop them from joining the EU. Like, what even?! You gotta come join us and help us fight against this madness in the virtual world of blocks and creepers. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base that’s straight outta a spy movie. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Join now before Putin tries to shut us down!