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BlockyBabesGoneWild

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Farms Harvested:	187	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have normalized building giant statues of…well, let’s just say they’re not your typical Minecraft creations. Join us if you want to see phallic monuments towering over the landscape, because why build a castle when you can build a…well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Nether Strip Club,” where zombie pigmen put on a show that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft mobs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of questionable builds and unforgettable experiences. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server.

CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

aggression, Attack, Budget, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, Military Action, Politics, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, SPENDING, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

TalibanTakedownMC

Afghan conflict, Afghan culture, Afghan society, Afghan traditions, Afghanistan, combat competitions, Combat sports, cultural clashes, extreme fighting, Martial Arts, MMA, MMA events, MMA fighters, sports in Afghanistan, Taliban, Taliban beliefs, Taliban restrictions, Taliban rule, TalibanTakedownMC, violence, violence in sports

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	4036
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	1558
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

CarFlyingCraft

air travel, CarFlyingCraft, cars, Concept, FANTASY, flying, futuristic, humans, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, Mechanics, physical contact, PHYSICS., science fiction, speculation, surreal, Technology, theory, touching, Transportation

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	64	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4236
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

attention regulation, blocks, cardiovascular health, ejaculation control, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, heart rate, high intensity interval training, interval training, mens health, performance anxiety, Physical fitness, Premature, premature ejaculation, pulsecraft, sex, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Stamina, Symptoms

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LesbianBFFSavesMe, LGBTQ, manifestation, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, reisen inaba, save me, Self Discovery, Server, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, udonge, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	8064	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

50 dollars, cash prize, challenge, Competition, Currency, Game, give, guess, Guessing, guessing challenge, guessing contest, guessing game, guessing game prize, guessing game reward, GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars, liberia, Liberian, MONEY, Prize, REWARD, WIN

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

StepDadDramaCraft

blended family, Communication, Divorce, divorce preparation, emotional impact, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family unity, Honesty, hurt feelings, lying.., marriage counseling, Parental Pressure, sibling bond, sibling relationships, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepfamily, stepsister, Support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3089	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

LuckySurvivor Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, Grateful, guardian angel, heart-stopping, life changing, life or death, life saver, life saving, life-altering, life-threatening, LuckySurvivor, memorable experience, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, miraculous escape, near-death, saved life, second chance, smp, Survival, thankful, unforgettable

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Crops Grown:	5253	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Dimension Hops:	6	Villages Defended:	12

Have you ever been saved from a creeper explosion by a pack of wild wolves? Or maybe you narrowly escaped falling into a pit of lava thanks to a perfectly timed ender pearl throw? Well, if you’re looking for more heart-pounding, life-saving moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From epic battles with the Ender Dragon to hilarious pranks pulled on unsuspecting players, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community of players is like no other. We are a tight-knit group of friends who are always there to support each other, whether it’s helping to rebuild a griefed base or sharing tips on how to survive the night. Plus, we have the best virtual parties with fireworks, cake, and even a virtual disco dance floor!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a few near-death experiences, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just walk away with a story that will save your life one day!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, crucial choice, decision that altered my path, decision that changed everything, decision that shaped my life, defining moment, impactful choice, impactful moment, important decision, key decision, life-altering choice, life-changing choice, life-changing decision, life-changing moment, moment of change, pivotal decision, significant decision, small choice, transformative choice, transformative decision, turning point

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ores Mined:	7108	Holy Grails Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crops Grown:	9510
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself embroiled in an epic quest to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who knew that one small choice could lead to such epic adventures? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!