We Got DRUNK And Went To An Etiquette Class… Minecraft Servers

We Got DRUNK And Went To An Etiquette Class… Minecraft Servers

  • PeanutCraft Minecraft Server

    PeanutCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 4579
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special game where players put peanut butter on their privates and play with our resident mascot, Moco-chan! It’s a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable memories! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a jar of peanut butter.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?

    SMP_DogFood vs SMP_AmericanFood – What’s the difference between Minecraft SMP food and dog food?
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 815
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 82
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Votes: 9310
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Zombie Dances: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of eating American food that tastes like dog food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers a buffet of delicious virtual treats that will make your taste buds dance like never before! We’ve got pixelated steak that’s so juicy, you’ll swear it’s real. Our eggs are laid by virtual chickens that are fed a diet of only the finest pixels. And don’t even get me started on our cheese – it’s so authentic, you’ll think you’re in a virtual dairy farm. So why settle for cheap synthetic canned meat when you can join our SMP and feast like a virtual king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only appears at midnight to moo at unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BullyBashCraft

    BullyBashCraft
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 9938
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Dimension Hops: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4468 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with bullies like Clara in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

    On our server, you can build a castle to protect yourself from mean girls like Clara, or you can team up with friends to prank her with TNT explosions (just make sure it’s all in good fun!).

    Join now and let your creativity run wild as you escape the drama of high school and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, rumor has it that Clara herself plays on our server, so you can finally get your revenge in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RareDiseaseCraft

    RareDiseaseCraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 645
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4971 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 222 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, come join our minecraft server cuz we got more rare diseases than a hypochondriac at a medical convention! if you wanna catch ’em all like pokemon but with diseases, this is the place to be. we got everything from unicornitis to spaghetti brain syndrome.

    plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas and a hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

    so if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and a whole lot of weirdness, come join us on our minecraft server. just remember to bring your hazmat suit and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get crazy up in here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Avalon MC

    Avalon MC
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1756
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

    avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4iw survival

    4iw survival
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 5844
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

    mc.4iw.de

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SmashCraft Minecraft Server

    SmashCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4164
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

    Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

    But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

    MyCuteWifeCraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 1904
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

    Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

    But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

    HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 210
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Dimension Hops: 14
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Villages Defended: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

    Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

    Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

    So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

    FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6460
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Dimension Hops: 14
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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