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KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	957	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	3583	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Star Shards Collected:	204	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

1.20.1, Ban, Calm, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Foxden, foxes, free, Fun, Griefing, java, mildly, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, Relaxed, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, Side, smp, stealing, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist channel, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Votes:	9656
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

About Us	Add-ons
Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

Add-ons

Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, Canada, cold case, crime, Disappearance, Élora Patoine, Éloras, investigation, Jean-François Gariépy, Minecraft, missing for over a year, missing girl, missing person, missing person case, missing woman, missing woman case, mysterious disappearance, possible murder, québec, Server, SUSPECT, true crime, true crime podcast, unsolved mystery

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	697

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

AlbinoTango, argentina, Argentinian identity, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural shift, demographic changes, European immigration, Historical revisionism, Immigration Trends, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, smp, societal impact, white denial, white population

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Items Found:	6088	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!

HellishFamilyVacay Minecraft Server

extended family, family acceptance, family bonds, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family differences, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family perspective, family perspective differences, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, HellishFamilyVacay, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ores Mined:	2878	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of Harry’s relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and drama!

Just like how OP is dreading the arrival of Harry’s massive family, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what crazy antics unfold next on our server. Will you be able to handle the chaos or will you be begging to escape to a friend’s house like OP?

With more drama than a soap opera and more family members than you can count, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you join, there’s no escaping the craziness!

SplitBillDrama

ANNOYED, awkward situation, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Communication Issues, expensive cocktails, fair split, family dynamics, family meal, financial situation, high bill, main meal, paying less, pregnant girlfriend, SplitBillDrama, splitting the bill, unemployed brother, unemployed perks, uneven bill, unhappy face

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! Join us for some outrageous adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the world of blocks and mobs.

Imagine a world where your in-game family members expect you to pay for their virtual meals because they’re unemployed by choice. Experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual partner over the virtual bill, all while trying to keep your virtual mum happy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when your virtual auntie overhears your conversation about the bill and decides to intervene. Will you end up paying less or will you stick to your virtual guns and split it evenly?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of virtual drama and virtual celebrations. Who needs real-life problems when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

GratefulCraft SMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, family, Friends, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, Kindness, love, mindfulness, opportunities, Peace, positivity, Reflection, smp, success, Support, thankfulness

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Potions Brewed:	122	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Are you thankful for a server where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and prank your friends with exploding chickens? Then you’ll be thankful for our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life!

HorrorCraft: Top 5 Scarefest

all time, best horror films, best horror movies, classic horror films, greatest horror movies, Horror movie recommendations, horror movies, horrorcraft, iconic horror movies, must-watch horror movies, Scarefest, scary movies, Top, TOP 5, Top horror films, top horror movie choices, top horror movie favorites, top horror movie list, top horror movie picks, top horror movie rankings, top horror movie recommendations, top horror movie selections, top rated horror movies

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	121	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as scary as a baby zombie? Well, look no further because our server is so terrifying, it’ll make you scream louder than a creeper explosion! Join us if you dare, and experience the top 5 horror movies of all time…in Minecraft form!

1. “The Exorcist” – Watch as players battle possessed mobs and try to survive demonic attacks that will make your skin crawl. Can you exorcise the evil from this server?

2. “The Shining” – Explore our haunted hotel build, complete with creepy twins and a deranged axe-wielding player hunting you down. Redrum!

3. “A Nightmare on Elm Street” – Sleep at your own risk on our server, where Freddy Krueger lurks in the shadows, ready to haunt your dreams and your Minecraft world.

4. “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” – Enter our twisted maze of horrors, where players must escape Leatherface and his deadly chainsaw. Will you make it out alive?

5. “The Blair Witch Project” – Grab your friends and venture into our spooky forest, where the Blair Witch herself is rumored to roam. Can you uncover the mystery and survive the night?

Join our server for a bone-chilling experience like no other, where every corner holds a new scare and every player must fight for survival. Don’t be a scaredy-cat, join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the top 5 horror movies of all time in Minecraft!