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ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

afraid, alone, Apology, Asshole, birthday dinner, Childbirth, Complications, Conversation, dog, ex husband, ex-relationship, ExLoverExposed, family, Gaming, group text, Hospital, Labor, Minecraft, names, reddit, Server, son’s birth, Story

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	658	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

Adulthood, aita, Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial issues, friendship, Happiness, home, house hunting, husband, Husbands, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Moving, moving out, neglect, Raising A Family, RESPONSIBILITY, Wedding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	228	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crops Grown:	9890	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!