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PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Farms Harvested:	544
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1475
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	3656
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4132

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, Afghanistan, Censorship, conservative values, cultural restrictions, extremist groups, freedom of expression, Images, Islamic fundamentalism, Islamic law, living things, media ban, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, news blackout, PIXEL, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, Server, Taliban, visual representation

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

BLOWIN, border skirmish, Conflict, cross-border conflict, Defense, east asia, inter-Korean road, international news, Joint Chiefs of Staff, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, mdl, Military Action, military response, military standoff, names, North Korea, political tension, RETALIATION, Roads, security measures, south korea, South Korean military, takin, Tension

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3368
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Savage Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	4416	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

cold blocking, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating boundaries, dating expectations, Dating experiences, dating scene, emotional bond, emotional connection, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, online dating, pet names, red flags, regrets, rejection sensitivity, relationship dynamics, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, Swipecraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	100
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

DreamCraft SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, chasing dreams, determination, DreamCraft, dreams, fear of failure, goal-setting, inner strength, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, reaching for the stars, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-belief, self-doubt, smp, success, uncertainty

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

TraitCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6946	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Hate-Free Zone Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!