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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

41 days since last update, ARCADE BROS, long tail tags, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, we are so back

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because ARCADE BROS is back and better than ever! It’s been a whopping 41 days since our last update, but don’t worry, we’ve been busy creating the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

Join us for crazy adventures, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party…let’s just say things get pretty lit down there.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of gamers who will challenge you to a dance-off before engaging in a heated PvP battle? Only at ARCADE BROS, my friend. So grab your pickaxe, put on your party hat, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. See you there!

Polish PartyCraft: Where every day is a celebration! 🎉

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Farms Harvested:	316
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1028 years ago when Poland was first created! Play as Duke Mieszko the 1st and baptize all the pagans in sight with your trusty water bucket. Explore the ancient lands of Polans and build your own kingdom from scratch, just like Mieszko did! But beware, there may be some pesky creepers lurking around trying to sabotage your historical reenactment. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure through time on our server!

NoobCraft: The Server Where Everyone Pretends They’re Pros doesn’t stream

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously and streams their gameplay for clout? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We don’t stream because we’re too busy having epic battles with flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

JesusCraft: Where the truth hurts, but the diamonds sparkle!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	177

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and mayhem that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, these llamas are not your average farm animals – they have a taste for adventure and mischief. You never know what they’ll have you doing next, whether it’s building a giant llama statue or going on a llama-led treasure hunt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They’ll have you doing their bidding in exchange for rare items and secret chicken knowledge. Just don’t cross them, or you might find yourself in a chicken coop prison.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE. Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or going on a cheese mining expedition. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of llamas, chicken mafias, and cheese dimensions. Who needs Jesus when you have this much fun?

AwkwardCraft: Where being socially stunted is just another block in the game!

AwkwardCraft, BLOCK, childhood trauma, communication difficulties, coping mechanisms, dismissive parenting, emotional intelligence, emotional neglect, Emotional support, Game, homeschooling, ISOLATION, lack of socialization, long-term effects, mental health, parental invalidation, peer relationships, self-esteem issues, social development, Social Skills, socially, socially stunted, stunted, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of being socially stunted like a wilting cactus in the desert? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your homeschooling woes as you embark on a wild adventure filled with virtual friends and endless possibilities.

Imagine a world where you can finally break free from the shackles of your homeschooling past and unleash your inner social butterfly. No more “boohoo get over it” from your mom, just pure unadulterated fun and laughter as you build, explore, and conquer in our crazy Minecraft universe.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the healing power of pixelated friendships wash over you like a soothing balm for your socially stunted soul. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Char-mingCraft: Where Your Pixelated Characters Rule the World!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	133	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have taken over the virtual world with their mad coding skills. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside llamas who can build the most insane structures and pull off the craziest pranks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the art of stealth and combat. Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring the feathers out of them – it’s all possible on our server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because fame and fortune await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to llamas, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

GF vs. Porn Minecraft Server – Build your way to victory!

BUILD, communication problems, coping mechanisms, Honesty, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, multiple orgasms, open communication, peer support, personal boundaries, porn, porn addiction, porn consumption, pornography habits, relationship advice, relationship issues, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, Server, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Victory

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6408
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of being caught red-handed by your girlfriend while watching porn? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and learn how to cum multiple times without her suspecting a thing! Our virtual world is filled with secret techniques and strategies to keep your porn addiction under wraps. Plus, you can build a fortress to hide all your dirty little secrets. Don’t give up on your guilty pleasure, join us now and become a master of deception!

SuomiCraft: Where Finland in the summer is Heaven and creepers wear sunglasses

Adventure, beauty, CREEPERS, culture, Escape, Exploration, finland, Forests, Heaven, Hiking, Lakes, midnight sun, Nature, Nordic, outdoor activities, Relaxation, Scandinavia, Summer, sunglasses, SuomiCraft, Tranquility, travel, vacation, wear

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Farms Harvested:	890

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like Finland in the summer – absolute heaven! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, even the creepers wear sunscreen to protect their delicate skin from the sun’s rays.

2. The pigs on our server have been trained to do synchronized swimming in the rivers and lakes. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our diamond ore blocks are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. Talk about multitasking!

4. The villagers on our server throw the most epic beach parties every weekend. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

5. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself vacations on our server because even he can’t resist the allure of our paradise-like world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft version of Finland in the summer. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun!

Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

WarCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Make Modern Wars Look Boring AF

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8403
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ores Mined:	9906
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Tired of the same old boring wars with tanks and guns? Well, come join our Minecraft server where wars are fought with diamond swords and explosive creepers! Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or block, in this case).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon circus, where players can watch as this majestic beast performs death-defying stunts and tricks. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep! Rumor has it that these magical creatures can grant wishes to those who are lucky enough to find them.

So why waste your time with boring modern wars when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and hilarity? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rize vs. She: Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	391
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns! Picture this: a fierce battle between a fearless warrior named Rize and a mysterious challenger. Will she stand a chance against Rize in a fight? Join our server to find out and witness the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who drop enchanted loot when defeated. So if you’re brave enough to face the unknown and test your skills against the best of the best, then join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!