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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

200k cash, asset allocation, Cash, Crypto, Diversification, Equities, Financial goals, financial literacy, Financial Planning, investment advice, investment opportunities, investment strategy, long-term growth, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MONEY, portfolio management, regret, risk management, savings, smp, wealth building

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

basement, Courteous, Cult, extended family, family, Financial, firm, Girlfriend, guardian, House, Inheritance, Job, law school, NephewCraft, Nephews, parents, Religious, renovation, respectful, sisters, SisterSquad, Spoil, Students

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	517901	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Buildings Constructed:	31

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Survival Horizons

active server, Adventure, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Cross-Play, Discord, Environment, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, ip address, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Survival, Survival Horizons, survival server, Website, Welcoming

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

mc.survivalhorizons.net

Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

10. Cognitive dissonance, 11. Irrationality, 12. Puzzling thoughts, 13. Unintelligible actions, 14. Unexplained behavior, 15. Baffling decisions, 16. Absurdity, 17. Nonsensical behavior, 18. Unreasonable actions, 19. Bewildering thoughts, 2. Confusion, 20. Unfathomable motives., 3. Miscommunication, 4. Frustration, 5. Incomprehensible behavior, 6. Lack of logic, 7. Perplexing actions, 8. Unclear motives, 9. Senseless behavior, doesnt, lack of understanding, Minecraft, sense, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

acceptance, derogatory term, disability, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay, general, homosexual, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, RAINBOW, retard, smp, social justice, special needs, stigma, warrior

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Buildings Constructed:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Star Shards Collected:	108	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!