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| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!
anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!
so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!
