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CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	578	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	4251	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ores Mined:	8821
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Animals Bred:	189
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7671	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ores Mined:	8675	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!