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JokeCraft: LOL Edition

amusing, chuckle-worthy, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Edition, funny joke, gag, hilarious, humor, jest, joke of the day, JokeCraft, jokester, knee-slapper, Laughter, lol, one liner, PUNCHLINE, rib-tickling, sidesplitting, stand up comedy, Witty

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

FrenchFriesInSerbia

$3 billion deal, Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, BALKANS, Defense, defense procurement, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, French warplanes, FrenchFriesInSerbia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military modernization, nato, russia, Serbia, strategic shift

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, like Serbia buying French warplanes level of epicness. we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster ride.

imagine flying through the skies on a warplane, dropping TNT on unsuspecting creepers below. that’s the kind of madness you can expect on dis server.

we got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop faster than Serbia dropping $3 billion on dem warplanes. join us and be part of the insanity. trust me, you won’t regret it.

VibeCraft: Learn to Please

adult toys, Artificial Intelligence, Customization, data collection, Future, innovation, intimate technology, learn, machine learning, machine learning algorithms, Personal preferences, personalized experiences, Pleasure, sensor technology, sexual health, sexual wellness, Smart Devices, tech advancements, Technology, user experience, VibeCraft, vibrator

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1539	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of vibrating machines that learn your personal preferences. Yeah, that’s right, we’re not far away from a machine-learning enabled vibrator that learns personal preferences. Join our server and experience the thrill of building with blocks that vibrate to your liking. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to go back to regular old blocks again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the vibrating fun begin!

Neighborhoods of Misconception

affluent neighborhoods, class divide, conservative beliefs, economic status, income disparity, income estimation, income inequality, liberal beliefs, Misconception, neighborhood demographics, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood wealth, Neighborhoods, political ideology, Poor conservatives, poorer neighborhoods, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, wealth estimation, wealth perception, wealthy liberals

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!

🏕️ THE CLUB SMP 🏕️: Where creeper explosions are just accepted as part of the decor!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, Accelerated Leaf Decay, Accepted, anti-creeper., club, creeper, decor, Enderman, explosions, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, part, ServUX, simple voice chat, smp, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	261582	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Love Letters Sent:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Platform	Fabric 1.21
Location	San Jose, California, United States
CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed Mobs & Players Drop Heads Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief Accelerated Leaf Decay Minecarts now run 4x faster Online Webmap

Application

Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

Join our Discord Server here!
Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules
Step 2: Submit an application via our application link
Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
Step 4: Short Interview
Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist

FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

digital community, digital space, forum, Freaks, FreakyCraft, image board, image sharing, image sharing platform, Imagine, internet culture, internet forum, Meme culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online forum, online image board, online interaction, online platform, Server, social media, social-networking, virtual community

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	9625
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a bunch of absolute freaks who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our community events are something you won’t want to miss. From pig racing tournaments to zombie apocalypse survival challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on and join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrushinMinecraft SMP

CraftyCrushinMinecraft, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

So, there’s this girl that I like, and she’s only on this Minecraft SMP server! If you want a chance to impress her with your epic building skills and hilarious jokes, then you better join us ASAP. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wacky adventures begin!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, addiction, Agreement, Boundaries, boundaries enforcement, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Enabling, facilitating, health, joint card, Minecraft, partner’s vaping, Partnership, relationship, Server, Support, throwaway, Ultimatum, VapeCraft, WIBTAH

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	8355
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6399	New Chunks Explored:	370482
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just can’t kick their vaping habit? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any pesky vape clouds getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only clouds you’ll see are made of pixels. Plus, with our strict no-vaping policy, you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any secondhand smoke while you play.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to vape drama for good. Who knew that the key to a vape-free life was just a few blocks away?

PixelPeepers: FakeNudesExposed

anxiety, boudoir, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, cybercrime, depression, Distance, fake nudes, FakeNudesExposed, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, LDR, LEAK.., Modeling, photoshop, PixelPeepers, relationship, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	2006	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this poor model experienced.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether it’s dealing with fake nudes or uncovering shocking secrets. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being accused of something you didn’t do (unlike that poor model).

So come join us and experience the drama, the suspense, and the heartbreak on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the chaos begin!

WrongConsensus Minecraft SMP

alternative perspectives, cognitive biases, controversial topics, critical thinking, debunked theories, Examples, groupthink, historical events, historical inaccuracies, majority consensus, Minecraft, Misinformation, popular beliefs, public opinion, recent history, revisionist history, smp, societal beliefs, societal norms, wrong, WrongConsensus

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community that believes the Earth is flat and that llamas are secretly ruling the world from behind the scenes. We have weekly llama parades and offer exclusive llama-themed armor for all our players. Plus, we hold regular debates on why pineapple pizza is the only acceptable pizza topping. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky world where the majority consensus is always wrong!