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NoShaveNoPlayMC
Are you tired of dealing with unshaven boyfriends who think they can let themselves go once you’re in a relationship? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee all players must be cleanly shaven at all times! No exceptions! Join us for a smooth gaming experience where loose hairs are banned and only the most spotless players are welcome. Don’t let your phobias get in the way of your fun, join us now for a hair-free adventure like no other! -
Crafty Celeb Thread Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with rough, hairy legs? Well, look no further because our server is the Smooth Legs Edition!Join us for a wild ride where all the mobs have silky smooth legs and the creepers even shave before exploding. Our server is so smooth, even the diamonds slide right into your inventory without a glitch.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Legless Enderman, who hops around on one leg and steals your blocks while laughing maniacally. And don’t even get us started on the Smooth Spider Queen, who spins webs made of hair conditioner and traps unsuspecting players in silky cocoons.
So come on down to the Smooth Legs Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your razor and some lotion, because things are about to get smooth and slippery!
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Hairy Legs Minecraft Server
Tired of living in a world where everyone has hairy legs? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have smooth, silky legs at all times! Our server is so smooth, even the creepers shave their legs before exploding. Join us for a hair-free adventure like no other! -
StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies
Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!
Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!
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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you blockheads out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to get down and boogie. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a giant octopus made entirely out of blocks. He’s a bit shy, but if you offer him some diamond blocks, he might just show you his dance moves.
4. We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 24 hours. Imagine soaring through the skies, oinking with joy!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords).
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””Come Home”” Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always looking for new members to join their llama army. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself!But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant bamboo forest just for laughs!
So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us on our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of llamas and pandas. Mumei, we’re waiting for you to come home and join the fun!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu!We’ve got more drama than a creeper blowing up your house, with factions like OBSYDIA and Ethyria battling it out for dominance. Join Luxiem and witness Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino’s epic build battles that will leave you in stitches!
But wait, there’s more! Noctyx brings the party with Sonny Brisko and Alban Knox, while ILUNA is the place to be for MariaMari0nette’s wild adventures. And don’t even get us started on XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran will have you laughing until you cry!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky discordfags and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a horde of zombies!
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Steak Lover Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to join in on the fun. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their Minecraft life. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, this server is like no other.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only the bravest and most daring players can uncover their secrets.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and be prepared for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
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TerresMC
Homes & Teleports: Easily set your home and teleport to friends, making exploration and reconnecting simple and hassle-free. Safe Trades: We’ve got your back when it comes to trading. Our safe trade feature ensures that all exchanges are fair and secure. Land Claims: Protect your builds from griefers and keep your creations safe with our land claim system. You own your space, and no one can take it from you.
Private Ender Dragon Fights: Don’t miss out on one of Minecraft’s greatest achievements! Invite your friends for private Ender Dragon battles and conquer the End together—without worrying about other players. Item-Based Trade Shops: No virtual currency here! Set up your own trade shop with real in-game items, and let the players come shopping. You control the items and trades, creating a truly player-driven economy. Trade Auction House: Visit our Auctioneer in the village and auction off your items! Set your own price and watch as others bid for your goods in this competitive marketplace. Fancy Portals: Unleash your creativity with custom-shaped portals! Build and design portals however you want—your imagination is the limit. We can’t wait to see the incredible builds you create with this feature! Team Management with Discord Integration: Create your own team on our Discord server and manage everything with our custom bot. Your team will get a unique role to show off, and everything is automated for ease.
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Mirror’s Edge Minecraft Server
Are you tired of waiting for a new Mirrors Edge game? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can channel your inner Faith and parkour your way through our virtual cityscape! Jump from building to building, dodge obstacles, and feel the adrenaline rush as you navigate the urban jungle like a true free runner.But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within. Are you up for the challenge?
Join us now and experience the thrill of Mirrors Edge in Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you start, you may never want to leave!