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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6930 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
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