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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9190 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 394 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
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