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CraftyWarZone Minecraft Server

biracial, Black, CraftyWarzone, disabled, female, Lesbian, Minecraft, not feeling well, Server, War Within, World of Warcraft, Wowsisters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, we have biracial, black, disabled, female, lesbian players ruling the land!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the drama is real on this server – you never know what crazy shenanigans our diverse player base will get up to next!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the most inclusive and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you can’t handle the non-stop laughs and chaos!

Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying, Chaos, Clans, Creeperframe, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, Event, FAQ, Frames, live edition, Minecraft, modding, Prime Access, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Sevagoth Prime, smp, Stream Times, Tierlists, update, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Farms Harvested:	271
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

CancerSlayer’s Bash Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Bash, Boyfriend, cancer survivor, CancerSlayers, conflicting schedules, DISRESPECTFUL, expensive, family dinner, family party, fundraiser event, half-sister, hurt feelings, icy reception, long distance, mean behavior, Minecraft, misunderstandings, out of state brother, prior engagement, reunion, Server, stepdad, summer time

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and misunderstandings that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where missing a family party leads to icy glares, passive-aggressive comments, and dramatic Facebook events. That’s right, on our server, every missed event is a potential meltdown waiting to happen.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual hugs and pixelated tissues to go around. Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics in a blocky world where the drama never ends. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the chaos right in your Minecraft server? Join us today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions!

DepressCraft – AuntyApproved

acceptance, AuntyApproved, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, DepressCraft, depression, Emotional support, family conflict, Grief, LGBTQ, Loss, medication, mental health, moving forward, relationships, Religion, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	170755	Towns Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.

Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!

So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!

GoreCraft SMP: No NSFL, Just Fun!

Boundaries, community guidelines, CONTENT WARNING, explicit, Fun, Gore, GoreCraft, graphic, internet culture, Moderation, NSFL, NSFW, Online Community, porn, reddit, Safety, Sensitive, smp, social media, tagging system, trigger warning, user experience, user feedback

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	6016
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as insane as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient cows who have taken over the Minecraft world? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a cow named Bessie who has a penchant for building elaborate cow-themed structures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Want to get your hands on a diamond sword? Better start buttering up those llama overlords!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves cows and llamas ruling the world!

FlirtCraft101

attraction, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating coach, Dating strategies, dating tips, FlirtCraft101, FLIRTING, flirting techniques, flirting tips, improve flirting skills, long tail tags, love advice, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, mining away in solitude with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not my friend, for our server is the ultimate flirting training ground!

Join us and learn the art of seduction in the virtual world. We have special pick-up lines that will make any creeper blush, and our players are experts at wooing Endermen with their smooth moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie, things could get messy.

So come on over and level up your flirting game, because on our server, love is always in the air (along with a healthy dose of pixelated chaos).

DecoyCraft Minecraft Server

Blogger, CAMOUFLAGE, Deception, DecoyCraft, defense tactics, inflatable decoys, intelligence, military deception, military decoys, military innovation, military intelligence, Military operations, military tactics, military tactics analysis, military technology, military-news, Minecraft, russia, Russia conflict, Server, Ukrainian Army, Ukrainian soldiers, war strategy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Lol join this server and you can outsmart your enemies like Ukrainian soldiers did to Russia with inflatable decoys! Build a decoy base and trick your friends into attacking it while you sneak up and steal all their diamonds! Become a master of deception and conquer the Minecraft world with your inflatable army! Plus, our server has the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Rainbow Sheep of Doom and the elusive Creeper Unicorn! Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

UkrainianCraft- AirplaneMayhem

aggression, Air Force, aircraft, AirplaneMayhem, Attack, Conflict, Damage, Defense, defense forces, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military Action, RETALIATION, russia, Tension, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	717567
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2024	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine be straight up destroying Russian planes left and right! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Join us and be part of the chaos, build your own army of pixelated warriors and take down your enemies in the most epic battles ever seen in the Minecraft world. Plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in this crazy virtual war zone!

NoRulesJustBlocks

AUTHORITY, Boundaries, code of conduct, Commandments, compliance, discipline, do not break the rules, Ethics, follow, Guidelines, law, LIMITATIONS, moral code, NoRulesJustBlocks, obey, Order, Principles, regulations, restrictions, rule, rules

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.

we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?

PlanetEAT-Lancet: Reduce Gassy Gamers!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, EAT-Lancet Commission, eco-friendly diet, environmental conservation, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, Gamers, Gassy, global dietary emissions, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, over-consume, planetary health diet, PlanetEATLancet, Reduce, reduce greenhouse gases, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, sustainable living

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we believe changing your food choices can save the world!

Imagine a world where everyone eats like a Minecraft character, chomping on pixelated carrots and pork chops. If 56.9% of people switched to the planetary health diet, we could save 32.4% of global dietary emissions! That’s right, by eating like a blocky video game character, you can save the planet!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy. Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and help save the world, one pixelated pork chop at a time!