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PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimension Hops:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	3127	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	2725
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	198819
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

aita, altercation, BFF’s, Cats, Communication, control, diabetic cat, disconnect, dog, electric collars, feelings, gfs, girlfriend’s friend, high strung cat, House, Labs, leashed, Oops, PuppyGate, rules, Rural, scolding, Sidewalk, TOWN, woofy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!

HappyBlock SMP

appreciation, better, Contentment, daily routine, Day, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlock, joy, little things, mood booster, Peace, positive vibes, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Simple, small gestures, Smile, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Dimension Hops:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Like, seriously, where else can you find that kind of craziness? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit AF, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a talking cow that gives out free enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is a magical wizard who can turn you into a dragon and let you breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with you. It’s like a fantasy dreamland, but with blocks and stuff.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, always keep a bucket of water handy in case you accidentally set yourself on fire while riding a flaming llama. Stay safe, gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever

MineCraftMadness

Automation, Chores, daily routine, delegation, efficiency, errands, household tasks, MinecraftMadness, mundane tasks, organization, Prioritization, productivity, repetitive tasks, simplifying, streamlining, stress relief, time consuming, Time management, time-saving, work-life balance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

If you’re tired of the daily grind and just want to escape to a world where the only task is building and exploring, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild and forget about all those boring chores.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!

CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Emissions, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, Record Global Emissions, Server, temperature increase, UN, warming, Warning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time.

PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc

air pollution index, air quality, city rankings, environmental impact, environmental issues, global pollution, Hanoi, Hanois, Havoc, health concerns, most polluted city, polluted cities, PollutedCraft, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution data, pollution levels, pollution monitoring, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, Southeast Asia, urban pollution, Vietnam

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2683
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server and escape the pollution of hanoi!!! breathe in that fresh virtual air and build ur own pollution-free paradise!!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena!!! u can even ride a llama to the moon and back!!! join us now and say goodbye to the smog of hanoi, cuz here, the only thing polluting the air is ur epic builds!!!

Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractiveness, beauty standards, Black women, body image, crystal, disabled, discrimination, Diversity, Echoes, Elderly, empowerment, fat girls, feminism, gender, hyping up, Insecurity, marginalized groups, Race, societal standards, Stereotypes, trannies, white women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Join our Minecraft server because we have the most diverse and inclusive community! White women have been hyping up black, Asian, and Latina girls for the last 15 years, so you know we’re legit. Plus, we love fat girls, trannies, the elderly, and disableds too. It’s a wild ride of hype and insecurity, so come join the madness!