yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!
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CanalCraft: No Free Rides!
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CanalCraft: NoFeeNavy
omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can sail through the panama canal for FREEEE. like, no fees bro, just sail on through like a boss. imagine all the diamonds u can transport without spending a single dime. it’s like a pirate’s dream come true, except u ain’t gotta steal nuthin’. just sail on through and be the richest player on the server. join now before the government changes their mind and starts chargin’ again. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic opportunity, trust me. sail away, my friends, sail away.
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SuezCraft: Lost Revenue Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we build our own suez canal but with a twist! instead of ships, we have flying pigs and unicorns sailing through the waters. watch out for the kraken that lurks beneath, ready to steal all your diamonds!we have crazy red sea tensions that will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the treacherous waters. but don’t worry, our friendly dolphins are here to guide you to safety.
with revenues nosediving by 60%, we need all the help we can get to turn things around. join us and help us make back that $7 billion loss by selling virtual sand and pharaoh hats in our in-game marketplace.
so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and madness on our server. who knows, you might even discover a hidden pyramid filled with secret treasures!