waterpark Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyPajeet’s Minecraft Server

Canadian, CraftyPajeets, crime, Cultural differences, Girls, hate crime, immigration, India, Justice, Minecraft, molest, ontario, pajeet rahman singh, Police investigation, racism, saharanpur, Server, sexual assault, social media outrage, Today, Uttar Pradesh, waterpark, white women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4318	Enchantments Applied:	133
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Pajeet Rahman Singh is on a mission to conquer the waterpark in Ontario! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate through the twists and turns of the water slides, dodging Pajeet’s attempts to molest all the white women and girls. Will you be able to stop him and save the day, or will you join forces with him in his quest for waterpark domination? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Crush Minecraft Server

adhd, advice, Asexual, ask her out, autism, awkward, Crafty, Crush, ex girlfriend, Falling In Love, feelings, friendship, horror movies, love, Minecraft, relationship, sense of humor, Server, Sexuality, Trust, up front, vacation, waterpark, weird situationship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	2774
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of navigating through the maze of love and friendship just like this awkward dude! Who knows, you might even find your own quirky companion to build pixelated castles with. Plus, our server is filled with mysterious twists and turns just like this girl’s ambiguous sexuality – you never know what surprises await you around the corner! So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with awkward encounters, heartfelt moments, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs waterparks when you can dive into the depths of emotions on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your own weird situationship, join now!

Block & Cock – Protecting Your Assets

assets, BLOCK, Cock, Protecting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about someone breaking into your house while you’re in the middle of a…private moment. Our server has magical protection spells that keep unwanted intruders away, so you can mine and craft in peace. Plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, they’ll even distract the burglars with their amazing builds while you finish up. So come join us and never fear the embarrassment of getting caught with your pants down again!

CitgoCraft Minecraft Server

$13 billion, Auction, Citgo, CitgoCraft, corporate ownership, economic impact, financial assets, gasoline marketing, government ownership, international business, legal dispute, legal proceedings, loss of ownership, Minecraft, nationalization, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, ownership, Server, shares, U.S. federal court, Venezuela, venezuela economy

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like if Venezuela lost Citgo but in Minecraft form! Imagine owning a virtual oil refining and gasoline marketing company worth $13 billion! Join our server and bid on shares in a U.S. federal court auction to take control of Citgo! It’s lit fam, don’t miss out on this wild ride!

MeccaHeatwaveCraft

50C, current events, deaths, Exceed, extreme weather, Fatalities, hajj, heatwave, Islam, mecca, MeccaHeatwaveCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Muslim, News, pilgrimage, pilgrims, Religious, Saudi Arabia, Temperatures, Tragedy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE HAJJ PILGRIMS IN MECCA, DYING FROM HEATSTROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL, LITERALLY, NO TEMPERATURES ABOVE 50C HERE! WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT WILL SERENADE YOU WITH MINECRAFT PARODIES OF POP SONGS. ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, SO YOU CAN EAT YOUR WAY TO RICHES. JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER! #RIPHAJJPEEPS

SurvivalSquadCraft

basic needs, belonging, Community, Connection, ENTITLEMENT, essential resources, Food, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanity, humans, INEQUALITY, Need, Privilege, relationships, social support, societal expectations, Survival, SurvivalSquadCraft, SURVIVE, Sustenance, Water, wellbeing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	245
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can find all the food, water, connection, and community you could ever dream of! We have a magical well that never runs dry, a farm that grows diamond carrots, and a town square where everyone is required to hug at least 10 times a day.

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Enderdragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Enderdragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ParkourParkinsonsPreventer

ai, Arise, Blood Test, Development, Diagnosis, Disease, early diagnosis, improve, method, Nature Communications, new, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsPreventer, prediction, Prevention, research, scientists, Slow, study, Symptoms, treatments

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	9

join dis minecraft server and u will be able to predict da future like a psychic on steroids. our AI blood test can tell u if u gonna get Parkinson’s disease 7 years before u even know it. imagine da power u will have knowing what’s coming before it hits u like a ton of bricks. join now and become a medical marvel in da world of blocky adventures. who needs potions when u got futuristic technology at ur fingertips? come on, don’t be a square, join us and be ahead of da game.

MineCraft XIVG Server: Endwalker Edition

Alt ERP, Balmung, Choice Awards, DAWNTRAIL, digimon tamers, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Edition, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Malboro, Male Meetup Pirates, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Simpsons Marathon, Spooky Club X-files, treasure planet, Vacation Edition, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the fun never stops and the adventures never end! Join us for epic in-game events like the Dragon Quest Collab (where you can slay golems in the hills like a boss), the Moogle Treasure Trove (find those treasures before the moogles do!), and the Yo-kai Watch Event Re-run (because who doesn’t want to catch ’em all?).

But wait, there’s more! Join our meetups for a chance to mingle with fellow players and show off your epic builds. From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers to Male Meetup Pirates and Treasure Planet, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss out on the Ebin Awards, where the most epic players are crowned champions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or uncover the mysteries of the Nether. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TrashCraft Minecraft Server

BF butt, Boyfriend, buttocks, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funk, funkg, funny, Garbage, humor, internet culture, jokes, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, Random, Server, silly, social media, Trash thread, TrashCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most bootylicious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – BF Butt Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is literally shaped like a giant butt. Yes, you heard that right. The spawn point is located right in the crack, and you have to navigate your way through the cheeks to reach different biomes.

2. We have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into twerking zombies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh. We even have a butt-themed dance party every Saturday night.

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but booty shorts. Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and weapons.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the butt that holds the legendary Golden Booty. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join BF Butt Edition today and let the shenanigans begin!

ExWifePayback Minecraft Server

accidental transactions, aita, Communication, debit card, ex wife, ExWifePayback, family dynamics, Fault, financial dispute, fortnite, game credits, gift card, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online purchases, parenting, payment, Purchase, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Son, Venmo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	3641	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	145
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on our server, when suddenly a wild Fortnite gift card appears! But wait, there’s a twist – your 13-year-old son accidentally uses his mom’s debit card to buy $25 worth of game credits! And now, you’re caught in the middle of a hilarious family feud over who owes who what.

Join our server for the most epic gaming drama you’ve ever experienced! Will you side with the mom demanding immediate Venmo payment, or will you laugh it off with some emojis like the dad? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of entertainment anywhere else. So come on over and let the Minecraft madness begin!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4730	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

acceptance, appealing, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural influences, CurvyCraft, Embrace, Individuality, Insecurities, judgment, physical appearance, physical traits, self esteem, self-conscious, Shape, societal norms, Unique Features, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.