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CousinCopsMinecraftServer

alcohol consumption, calling the cops, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousin, CousinCopsMinecraftServer, Decision making, Drinking, driving under the influence, DUI, family dynamics, family parties, intervention, Jail time, landscaping business, legal limit, RESPONSIBILITY, summer parties, waterfront cottage, weekend gatherings

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8736	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a weekend party at a waterfront cottage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy fun and outrageous adventures!

Our server is so lit, even your cousin who only drinks 2 beers in 6-8 hours will be acting more erratic than a creeper on a sugar rush! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he doesn’t drive off in his virtual truck and get pulled over by the Minecraft cops.

With our insane stories and wild gameplay, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about your family drama. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything can happen – just make sure to watch out for those virtual DUIs!

BlocktopiaCraft: Mind-Blowing Fun!

Astonishing, BlocktopiaCraft, enlightening, eye-opening, fact, Fun, fun fact, hidden facts, Incredible, INTERESTING, knowledge, little-known, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind-bending, mind-boggling, MINDBLOWING, Obscure, Surprising, Trivia, UNBELIEVABLE, unknown, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Star Shards Collected:	111	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mines Excavated:	3315

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and even have their own llama-themed currency called “Llamacoin”! Join our server and witness the epic llama takeover of the Minecraft world – it’s a fact that will blow your mind and leave you laughing all the way to the llama bank!

HackCraft: US Domains Seized

criminal activity, cyber attack, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, cybercrime, department of justice, domain seizure, Domains, fbi, HackCraft, HACKING, international relations, internet domains, investigation, law enforcement, online crime, online threats, Russian hackers, seized, Seizes, Technology, US

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Crops Grown:	8444
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

so, like, u know how the US is always tryna be all up in everyone’s business? well, they just went and seized some internet domains that they think were used by russian hackers. like, can u even imagine? but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s totally hacker-free. like, no russians allowed, bro. come join us and build some sick pixel art of uncle sam flipping off putin. it’s gonna be lit, fam. #merica #minecraftftw

Crafty Masturbating Miners

awkward, Communication, Crafty, cybersex, digital etiquette, digital interaction, EMBARRASSING, INTIMATE, masturbating, Messaging, messaging habits, miners, ONLINE, online behavior, Personal, privacy, Private, sexting, social media, taboo, Technology, Texting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da most epic adventures in all of minecraft history. we got llamas dat can rap battle u, creepers dat do da macarena, n villagers dat sell u enchanted diamond panties. u can even ride a giant chicken into battle against a dragon dat farts rainbows. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat tells dad jokes. so what r u waiting for? come join da madness and be part of da craziest minecraft community ever! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit.

⭐ EXEN ⭐ survival 🏅 bosses 🍉 Minecraft server

Bosses, classic, customizations, Donations, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exen, Hardcore, Imbalance, Levels, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, price tags, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Two Years, update, Vanilla, weather conditions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

EXEN is a classic survival server! Defeat bosses in dungeons. Test your survival skills in the living world of EXEN in dangerous weather conditions, with an advanced system of skills and levels, where everything will depend on your skills!

From an economy with personal price tags

to the customizations available to you!

No imbalance, only the most important.

We invite you to an update in honor of

two years of server operation!

185.186.143.152:25720

The Banana Network: Where even the creepers slip on banana peels!

banana, butchery, chisel & bits, cluttered, community-driven, CREEPERS, Curseforge, discord server, Extra Dimensions, farmers delight, gaming servers, Halloween events, HANDCRAFTED, Let’s Do mods, Macaw’s mods, Network, peels, plenty more decor and block options, Slip, smp, the aether, the bumblezone

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

The Banana Network Minecraft Server

Essential Mods
100+ Origins
Create + addons
Massive Dungeons
Armourer’s Workshop
Customizable Player Models
Farmer’s Delight + addons
Let’s Do mods
Butchery
Chisel & Bits
Macaw’s Mods
Handcrafted
Cluttered
Plenty more decor and block options

Extra Dimensions

The Aether
The Bumblezone

Modpack Link

–[ THE BANANA NETWORK ]–

Join our constantly evolving community driven by its members, and their interests. We have plenty of things to do, including our official Banana Network gaming servers. Bring your friends, or make new ones. Everyone is welcome here.

Join our Discord Server

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Simply download the modpack from the provided link and follow the instructions to join The Banana Network’s Minecraft server.
Are there any special events happening on the server?	Yes, we currently have Halloween events ongoing. Join us for some spooky fun!
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! Bring your friends along to enjoy the Vanilla+++ experience with you.
What sets The Banana Network server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique modpack with essential mods for customization and automation, along with extra dimensions to explore.

Trans Parent Minecraft Server

Abuse, acceptance, coming out, coping with rejection, discrimination, emotional trauma, family rejection, Gender Identity, hate crimes, healing from trauma, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, mental health, Minecraft, Parent, parental rejection, seeking help, self-acceptance, Server, Support, Trans, Transgender, violence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

COMEBACK, Competition, Defeat, FC Porto, football, goals, Incoming, INTENSE, LOSING, man, MAN U, manchester united, match, Minecraft, mug, Players, porto, smp, Soccer, sports, Thread, Upset, Victory

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	30	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	190
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

WaitressWars Minecraft Server

Divorce, EMBARRASSMENT, emotionally fragile, FIRED, Friends, Gamers, high maintenance, insecure, likable personality, Manager, Minecraft, Public, remorse, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, screaming, Server, small town, Therapist, tip, waitress, WaitressWars

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

RentFreeSis30hrs

budgeting, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family expectations, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial disagreements, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial support, generational differences, housing expenses, millennial struggles, personal finances, RentFreeSis30hrs, sibling relationships, sibling support, sister’s rent, working hours

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Emeralds Found:	9076
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

BullySlayer, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Potions Brewed:	192	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!