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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

Allowed, anger, boundary setting, caregiving, Chronic illness, communication breakdown, Confrontation, difficult decisions, emotional conflict, emotional distress, estranged family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial responsibility, medical bills, MomCraft, moral dilemma, Resentment, sibling rivalry, Sis, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	456
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

call to destroy Hamas, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, HamasCraft, Havoc, Holocaust survivors, Hostage, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MINISTERS, Négotiation, palestine, peace talks, Politics, RETURN, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	866
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

Mars Truck Rally

alien landscapes, celestial body, cooler, extraterrestrial events, extreme sports, future entertainment, gravity differences, gravity effects, interplanetary travel, lower gravity, mars, mars atmosphere, mars colonization, Mars missions, Mars settlement, Monster truck shows, off road vehicles, outer space events, Rally, science fiction, space exploration, space tourism, Truck

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	103	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Farms Harvested:	935	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Farms Harvested:	283	Endless Night Skies:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

Starlight Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alumni, Axel Syrios, Balatro Hate Edition, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Gen1, Gen2, gen3, Goldbullet, Haven, Holostars, Holostars -ARMIS-, Holostars -TEMPUS-, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Starlight

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4

Yo, fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Balatro Hate Edition but in blocky form! We got Holostars -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3 all up in here, ready to throw down some epic gameplay.

Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Jurard T. Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are all waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the pixelated world.

The OP template is fire, the songs playlist is lit, and the magmaboard is poppin’ off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and let’s get blocky together! 🤪🔥🎮