come join our epic minecraft server where you can battle against antibiotic resistant bugs in our polluted coastal waters! swim through the contaminated ocean and fight off hordes of E. coli while trying to survive and build your own underwater kingdom. with over 1 million bathing events annually, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter. join now for a chance to save the world from global bacterial domination!
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EcoCraft: Bug-Infested Beaches
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Disinfectant City
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in your blocky world! We got more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show, I’m tellin’ ya!So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!
But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?
So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!
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Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server
haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.
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FecalCraft: Water Woes Edition
Yo, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got more water than all dem poorer countries combined, cuz we got a secret source straight from da gods themselves. And get dis, our water ain’t contaminated with no fecal matter, so u can drink up without worryin’ bout gettin’ sick. Join now and be part of da water revolution, where we make sure everyone stays hydrated and poop-free. Don’t be a noob, join us and save da world, one sip at a time!