So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!
But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?
So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why are so many Indians dying from diarrhea, you ask? Well, that’s just one of the many mysteries waiting to be solved on our server. Join us today and let the madness begin!
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.
But like, seriously, if you join our server, you’ll be saving the world from the evil Ender Dragon who’s trying to take over the entire Minecraft universe. We need all the help we can get, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this!
Plus, we have the most epic parties every Saturday night at the virtual club we built in the Nether. It’s lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on our annual sheep shearing competition. It gets pretty intense, let me tell you.
So yeah, if you want to make a better impact on the world/community, join our Minecraft SMP and become a hero. Or just come for the memes, either way works. See you in the game, bros!
| Overview |
|---|
| Start Date: 10/31/2024 |
| Gameplay: SMP |
| Features: Homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, Kit PvP |
| Pay to Win: No |
| Community: Welcoming and strong |
| Support: Bedrock available |
| Server Address: Echo-Isles.com |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay to win? | No, we are not pay to win. Donations support quality of life features. |
| Can I set homes on the server? | Yes, you can set homes for convenience. |
| Are there PvP features? | Yes, we have custom-generated resource worlds with PvP encouraged. |
| Is Kit PvP available? | Kit PvP is completed and open to the public. |
| How can I connect with Bedrock? | Use bedrock.echo-isles.com with port 25786. |