come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!
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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server
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Food River Fun Craft
Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like a river, but instead of water, it’s filled with food! Imagine swimming in a river of pizza slices and chicken nuggets, that’s basically what our server is like.We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. Our world is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and sing karaoke.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust out their best moves, and the spiders spin the sickest beats. And don’t even get me started on the ender dragon, that dude can breakdance like nobody’s business.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pits filled with hot sauce, they’re a real killer.
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Fluoride IQ Boost Server
so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!
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AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.
Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥
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Hotdog Water
Server Name Hotdog Water Server Type Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21 Resets Vote for resets on Discord Features No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim Rules:
- PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
- No cheating or hacking.
Join Now:
- IP:
play.hotdogwater.dog - Website: https://hdw.dog
- Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
FAQ:
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Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
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Q: Can I use hacks or cheats?
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Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.
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Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms
hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.
so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.
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ACGames
ACGames: The best Acid Island server!
You spawn on a desert island in the middle of the sea, and you need to survive, build a house, expand your island and get better gear over time, very similar to traditional SkyBlock that we all know, BUT
rain and water are ACID! And your island is in the ocean, not in the sky!Cool extra features :
– You can explore outside your Island to find randomly generated structures! PvP is enabled outside Islands! (risky, but lots of reward are waiting for you!)
– Bedrock Compatibility!
– Chill community!
– Frequent updates (at least twice per week!)194.164.96.23
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Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!
🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣
Overview Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21. Vote for resets on Discord. No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. Rules:
– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
– No cheating or hacking.Join Now:
– IP:play.hotdogwater.dog
– Bedrock IP:bedrock.hdw.dog
– Website: https://hdw.dog
– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHexFAQ
Question Answer Are there any plugins on the server? No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival. Can I use cheats or hacks? No, cheating or hacking is not allowed. Is griefing or stealing allowed? Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. How can I vote for server resets? You can vote for resets on our Discord server. Is there a land claim system available? No, there is no land claim system on this server.
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PixelPurify: Water Filter Upgrade
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, playing some minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that’s like, totally lit. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.first off, we got this crazy cool feature where you can design your own water filter in the game. like, what?? who even thinks of that? but wait, it gets even better. this filter can remove tiny plastics and lead from your virtual drinking water. like, who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?
and get this, our main researcher, Maryam Salehi, is like, a total genius. she’s developing this fabric-like filter that’s gonna revolutionize the way we drink water in the game. like, forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, this is where the real action is at.
so, if you wanna be a part of something epic, something groundbreaking, something that will make all your friends jealous, then you gotta join our server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe one day you’ll be sipping on virtual water that’s cleaner than your real-life tap water. now that’s something to brag about, amirite?
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No Water Temple, Just Waves
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.