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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

ChoiceCraft 1.21

Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, Water

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ores Mined:	3742	Star Shards Collected:	226
Mines Excavated:	4899	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

Food River Fun Craft

aquatic life, Biodiversity, conservation, Craft, ecology, ecosystem, Environment, Fishing, Flowing, Food, Freshwater, Fun, habitat, Natural resources, Nature, Nourishment, riparian, river, Stream, Sustenance, Water, wildlife

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Void Armor Forged:	26	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	2949	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like a river, but instead of water, it’s filled with food! Imagine swimming in a river of pizza slices and chicken nuggets, that’s basically what our server is like.

We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. Our world is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and sing karaoke.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust out their best moves, and the spiders spin the sickest beats. And don’t even get me started on the ender dragon, that dude can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pits filled with hot sauce, they’re a real killer.

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1271	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Animals Bred:	81
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

Hotdog Water

5FwnHSYHex, Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, discord.gg, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, Java 1.21, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, Water, Website

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Star Shards Collected:	289
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats? A: No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay? A: There are no restrictions, but certain features like random teleport and land claim are not available.

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

What The Heck Is This Minecraft SMP Thing /pol/

crash, drone, FLIR camera, Heat, heck, Ice, liquid nitrogen, Minecraft, mq9 reaper drone, NJPD, Orb, photos, POL, Propellers, red orb, shutter speed, smp, sub zero temps, Tech, Water

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3851	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Votes:	5652	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mines Excavated:	1384	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to uncover the mysteries of the frozen orb! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some alien technology that can freeze drones in mid-air. Imagine the chaos you could cause in PvP battles with that kind of power! Plus, you never know what other strange and bizarre creatures you might encounter in our world. Will you be the one to unravel the secrets of the icy orb, or will you fall victim to its chilling powers? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

SMP Water Connoisseur: Does Anon Have S Tier Water for Daily Consumption?

Anon, best water, clean water, connoisseur, Consumption, Daily, daily consumption, drinking water, exclusive water, filtered water, gourmet water, guest water, healthy hydration, high quality water, high-end water, hydration, luxury water, premium water, purified water, refreshing water, S tier water, smp, Tier, top quality water, top shelf water, top tier water, Water

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of drinking boring, regular water on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we serve only the finest S tier water for daily consumption! Our water is so pure and refreshing, it will make you question why you ever settled for anything less.

But that’s not all! We also have a special water park attraction where you can swim in a pool filled with water that has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Rumor has it that bathing in this water will give you superhuman abilities in the game. So come join us and experience the wonders of our water world!

Keijo’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anime, breasts, Butts, Critics, Disappearance, fan favorite, floating platform, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, Hip Whip Girl, keijo, Keijos, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, reception, smp, speculation, Sport, unanswered questions, Underrated, Water, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like no other, where players must use their breasts and butts to knock their opponents off floating platforms and into the water. It’s a sport like no other, where only the most skilled players can reign supreme.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the server was created by a group of rogue game developers who were tired of the same old boring PvP battles. They wanted something more…sensual. And thus, Hip Whip Girl SMP was born.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Hip Whip Girl champion. Just be prepared for some cheeky battles and bouncy showdowns along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to whip your way to victory!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

appearance ideals, beauty standards, body image, confused models, crafted, CraftyConfusion, Fashion (Industry), female empowerment, Femininity, Figure, gender confusion, Gender Expression, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, identity crisis, lolz, male feminization, Media influence, mobs, self esteem, self-image, societal norms, societal pressure, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1299

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	6548
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchantments Applied:	230
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3311
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Distance, Endurance, fitness journey, Fun, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, long distance running, marathon training, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, ShesCraftyMC, strength, success, trendy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Star Shards Collected:	260	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

action-packed, anime recommendations, BlockBop, boxing, Character development, Dedication, determination, emotional, Hajime no Ippo, hard work, humor, Inspirational, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Mentorship, perseverance, pixels, Punching, Rivalries, sports anime, teamwork, Training, underdog story

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7065	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchantments Applied:	126
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Dimension Hops:	5

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

Accountability, addiction, Bedwars, blocky, coping mechanisms, determination, discipline, distractions, Epic, goal-setting, healthy habits, Hub, Join, Masturbation, memes, mental toughness, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, nofap, perseverance, PvP, resilience, self-control, sexual temptation, strategies, support system, Survival, urges

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

2024.., Adventures, aspirations, average Canadian, Budget, consumerism, CraftyCanucks24, Diversity, Economy, education, employment, Environment, family, Future, GamerGoals, Government, Healthcare, Housing, Lifestyle, Maple, MinecraftMadness, pixelpunching, savings, Side, Syrup, Technology, trends, VALUES

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Votes:	5923
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!

ClockWaifu’sJugsMCserver/vt/

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even ogle at cute clock wives’ tits in peace? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your clock wife fantasies! Join us for epic adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and of course, plenty of clock wife tit-staring opportunities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get your fill of pixelated perversion!

Blocky Bae’s Bizarre Adventures: Why Did Steve’s Ex Blow Up His Creeper Farm?! #MinecraftDrama

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	976
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Not to mention, our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks made of pure cheese. And don’t even get us started on the village of villagers who worship a golden chicken as their deity. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on this server. Join now and witness the wackiest Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Because on our server, anything can happen – even pigs doing backflips while playing the violin! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and be a part of the madness!

IranToStoneCraft: Where TNT is the new nuclear bomb and creepers are the diplomats! Join now & build your own peace treaty!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing crazy happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and experience the thrill of attacking Iran directly, invading Gaza, and slaughtering our enemies since October 8th. And don’t worry, if Iran ever decides to attack Israel, we’ll utterly destroy them without America even having to lift a finger.

But let’s be real, Iran is full of total pussies who won’t dare to mess with us. So come on, join our server for some epic battles and outrageous adventures that you won’t find anywhere else!