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  • River Shire

    River Shire
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2660
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

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    Welcome to River Shire, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a captivating medieval setting!

    Step into a world where untamed wilderness meets bustling medieval villages, towering castles, and a rich tapestry of lore and mystery. River Shire combines the classic vanilla experience with carefully selected enhancements to create an immersive and engaging environment.

    Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances with fellow players, and build your legacy in a realm inspired by medieval traditions. Whether you prefer to construct magnificent keeps, trade in bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring adventures, River Shire is the perfect place to bring your medieval dreams to life.

    Join us today and start your journey in the enchanting world of River Shire!

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  • Dreamscape Minecraft Server

    Dreamscape Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 8422
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dimension Hops: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Animals Bred: 76
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

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    Are you tired of creepy ASMR people reading your mind and not helping with your nightmares? Are your neighbors keeping you up all night with their loud fights? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and escape to a world where the only sounds you’ll hear are the peaceful chirping of birds…or maybe even some dopey southerners if you’re into that sort of thing. We promise no mind-reading ASMR people allowed!

    So come on over and join us for a wacky adventure inspired by the ancient Greek comedy playwright Aristophanes. Who knows, you might even find some comedic relief for those pesky nightmares. See you in the game, anon!

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  • Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

    Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5185
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 124
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 146

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you’re a fan of powercreeps and want to show off your skills to all the manchildren out there. We’re the perfect alternative to capeshit, where you can debase your entire lifestyle around the Shounen genre. Plus, we’ve got algorithms for waifufaggotry, AI, and even porn – because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a dumpster filled with shovelware, just like Shoujo manga. Except, we throw in the occasional mention of sophisticated titles like Rose of Versailles and Magic Knight Rayearth to keep things interesting.

    And don’t even get us started on Josei – it’s a hidden gem that only older women, critics, and niche anime connoisseurs appreciate. Dive into titles like Kakukaku Shikajika and 7SEEDS if you want to feel like a true intellectual.

    But the real fun begins with Seinen manga. We’ve got everything from lower-end fightfag appeal like Berserk and Vinland Saga to high-end masterpieces by creators like Urasawa and Nihei. It’s a vicious cycle of repetitiveness and inability to expand horizons – just like in the real world!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride through the world of manga and anime like never before. Who knew blocky pixels could be so entertaining?

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  • SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

    SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 1445
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 157

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

    Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

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  • Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

    Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 1784
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

    Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 4294
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DimondCraft Minecraft server

    DimondCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8686
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Villages Defended: 17
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46 Void Armor Forged: 21

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  • Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

    Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7369
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

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