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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4988 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 13 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
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Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!