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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 748 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
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Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!