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  • SewageSurvival: Court’s Karaoke

    SewageSurvival: Court’s Karaoke

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    🌊 Welcome to the Wildest Blockiverse! 🌊

    Ever feel like your life needs a sprinkle of chaos and a dash of absurdity? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing cleaner than our blocks is… well, definitely not our water! Here’s why you should dive in:

    1. Sewage Surprise: Ever wanted to build a castle with a moat that’s actually a thriving community of pixelated sewage fish? Now’s your chance! Join us for the annual Sewage Fishing Derby, where the winner gets a crown made of recycled toilet paper! Who wouldn’t want to be royalty in a realm where cleanliness is overrated?

    2. Waterfall of Woes: Forget pristine lakes! Our water source doubles as a magical portal to the Realm of Regret! Each drop tells a story of past blocky heroes who met their demise because they drank the Sewage Serenade. Want to recreate epic tales of woe? This is your chance!

    3. Crazy Conspiracy Parties: Unlock secret chambers and underground bunkers filled with mysterious conservative conspiracy theories! Engage in debates about why our murky waters help improve your Minecraft stats—after all, who needs clean water to survive when you’ve got the Power of Toxicity on your side?

    4. Apocalypse-Ready-Mode (ARM): Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience where every hour, the sky rains down semi-recyclable floating lost socks! Will you build shelters or capture them to create fashionable armor? The choice is yours in this feed-the-meme world.

    5. Pixelated Politics: Witness the greatest political debates ever… held in a Minecraft arena crafted from bedsheets! Join in on lively discussions like, “Why Are Blocky Fish Soggy?!” This isn’t just a server; it’s a place where the unexpected reigns supreme and the abomination of water quality becomes a topic of hilarious banter.

    6. Final Boss—The Clean Water Unicorn: Only the bravest players can face the legendary Clean Water Unicorn, a creature said to be made of 100% pure unfiltered irony. Defeat it for the mystical Potion of Hydration, which ironically shows you how to drown under a waterfall. Mind-blowing stuff!

    So grab your pickaxe and jump into a realm where toilet humor reigns and every ocean is a quirky adventure! Join today and embrace the madness—you definitely won’t regret it… or will you? 🌈🐟👑

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  • Biofuel Cell Bacteria Buster

    Biofuel Cell Bacteria Buster

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    join dis epic minecraft server where we got biosensors dat power demselves and kill bacteria in da water to make it safe to drink!!! like wut even??? we got enzymes and antibodies and all dat fancy stuff to make sure yo water is clean as a whistle. no more gettin sick from drinkin dirty water, cuz we got da tech to keep you safe and hydrated. come join us and be amazed by da power of science in minecraft!!!

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  • ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

    ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

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    yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

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  • AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP

    AquaNoob in Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, let me tell you, the hardest part of swimming is not drowning! Like, you gotta make sure you don’t forget how to breathe underwater, it’s like, super important. And on this Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy underwater city where you gotta swim to get to the shops and stuff. It’s like a whole new level of swimming skills required, bro.

    But don’t worry, we have this secret potion that turns you into a mermaid for like, 10 minutes. It’s wild, man. And if you join our server, you get a free mermaid potion every week. How cool is that?

    Oh, and did I mention the underwater treasure hunts? Yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds in the ocean and you gotta swim like a maniac to find them. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) treasure hunt, bro.

    So, if you wanna test your swimming skills and become a pro mermaid, you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. It’s the craziest, most epic server out there. Plus, we have a pet dolphin named Steve who does backflips for diamonds. Yeah, it’s that awesome.

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  • Disinfectant City

    Disinfectant City

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in your blocky world! We got more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show, I’m tellin’ ya!

    So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 Âľg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!

    But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁝⁜ to 10⁝⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?

    So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!

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  • CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

    CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

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    so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

    unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

    plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

    so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

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  • FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

    FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

    So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

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  • GuardianCraft: Watch the Crowd

    GuardianCraft: Watch the Crowd

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    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the lifeguards are actually zombies and they’re too busy watching the crowd at the olympics to save anyone. that’s the kind of chaos you’ll find on our server.

    join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.

    we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.

    plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.

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  • PoolPlaytime4Tots

    PoolPlaytime4Tots

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no swimming in the pool unless you’ve mastered the art of swimming like a pro. Just like how our five-year-old can’t splash around in the pool until he’s a swimming champion, you too can experience the thrill of being banned from fun activities for no reason at all!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even our husband can’t stand to be in the same room with us after a disagreement. Join us for drama, poolside tantrums, and a whole lot of confusion. And don’t worry, we have actual swimming lessons with a 60+ year-old grandmother who never learned how to swim – because that’s totally relevant to your Minecraft experience.

    So come on down to our server where the pool is off-limits, the drama is high, and the fun is non-existent. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

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  • MineCrafterCity

    MineCrafterCity

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    MineCrafterCity is definitly a server you want to check out! We have: – Faction raiding – A thoughtfull economy system – Free ranks – Creative! – PVP arena’s What are you waiting for, join today! 🙂

    play.minecraftercity.com

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  • Cakecraft

    Cakecraft

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    Cakecraft is a Faction, Raiding, Survival, and PVP server! So bring your friends, make a faction, and fight your way to the top!

    108.166.190.37

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  • Minecraft Junkie

    Minecraft Junkie

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    Awesome SMP’s server, statfs are on all day for help, we currently don’t have a lot of people so we expectin you to help!

    Ps : im not the owner

    Play.minecraftjunkie.com

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  • FusionCraft

    FusionCraft

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    This is a great server to play on with friends, there are many minigames to play with along with nice staff. See you on!

    fusion.mine.bz

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  • Ulfcraft

    Ulfcraft

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    Since we changed the server host, the new IP address for the server is: mc.ulfbage.com:25965

    Ulfcraft is a survival server with a protected spawn city where all new and old players get a free plot if they want. Our goal is to try to create a big and nice spawn city that welcomes all new players when they step out of our spawn for the first time.

    All players can apply to make their own protected city projects, their plots do not have to be free, but they can charge money for them or items. It’s up to them! If the server is big enough, there will be many cities filled with life scattered around the map! 🙂

    To earn the money, you can either sell goods to other players, shops or to the admin shop.

    We also have a creative world where you have endless blocks and can build whatever you want! We use minecraft’s own built-in creative mode in our creative world.

    Nether is also on the server where you can find blazerods, ghasttears etc.

    46.253.196.84:25665

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  • MasterMinerZ

    MasterMinerZ

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    Welcome to MasterMinerZ!

    We are a Danish FactionPVP server that runs brilliantly, without lag etc. 🙂 We are working on getting a SkyBlock up and running on the same server, so there are 2 worlds 🙂

    We are two owners: Spideremil10 and Tntwilliamtnt, who think it would be nice if you came in and checked out the server and possibly. Would give an idea. 🙂

    If you have an idea for a cool new plugin, you are welcome to make a suggestion on the server for possible Spideremil10 or Tntwilliamtnt.

    As I said, we put a lot of pressure on the PVP part “FactionPVP” That means it is allowed to rob other Factions and make wars etc..

    Self. Is there also mcMMO on which makes it fun to Mine, Chop wood and kill animals. In this way, it is possible to increase in levels in the “skill” you are now practicing!

    Come in and become the strongest city on the server! 🙂

    mc.masterminerz.com

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  • C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

    C_H_R_I_S_’s Legit SMP

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    A fantastic server for those who are tired of servers overloaded with plugins. We have GroupManager, LogBlock, World Guard, and Essentials, so everything is well organized, but still mainly vanilla. The staff are very friendly and will help you with your every need. Hope to see you there! Thanks!

    Ps. Please try to be mature. It may sound a bit harsh, but we will ban if you are childish. The server isn’t full of immature kids and we don’t plan for it to be. 🙂

    All credit goes to DarkJoney for the awesome server video! 😀

    185.16.85.50:25965

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  • The Sandlot

    The Sandlot

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    The Sandlot has been serving the needs of parents and family members looking for a safe place for their children, friends, and relatives to play Minecraft since December 2011.

    Run by a parent and former school teacher, The Sandlot aims to provide a safe environment for younger players, free from swearing, abusive language, and mature content that is often found on many Minecraft servers (and the internet in general).

    We operate with a fairly strict chat filter, and have zero tolerance for any attempts to bypass it. Our server is white-listed, meaning that players must request access and be approved by our staff. We check every application against 4 Minecraft ban databases, and we do not accept any players with a history of abusive behavior of any kind.

    Our server offers several game modes, including a Normal-difficulty Survival world that is 100% Legit (no spawned items, everything collected by players), an Easy-difficulty world with a Jobs system and Shopping Mall (great for our youngest players), a Creative world, and PvP in the form of arenas and “Hunger Games” style play.

    server.sandlotminecraft.com

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  • Banana Smores

    Banana Smores

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    Banana S’mores – The Friendliest & Happiest Adult Minecraft on Earth!

    At Banana S’mores, we do our best to maintain an enjoyable, respectful, mature, adult-focused, friendly, interactive, supportive, helpful and collaborative atmosphere for our members. Our goal is to have FUN with our members, and not at the expense of our members. Our members tell us over and over that the Banana S’mores environment is the friendliest Minecraft server they have been on, and they are now for the first time, able to fully embrace and enjoy the depth of the Minecraft “Survival Mode” that supports the creative builds of our members (not to be confused with the Minecraft ‘Creative Mode’) as well as the collaborative experience that was missing on other servers. Both a great learning environment for beginners and a dream-come-true for advanced users, we have server settings set to “hard difficulty” to enhance the user build and interaction experience. Read more at http://BananaSmores.com/about-banana-smores !

    dream.bananasmores.com

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  • 1.6.1 survive the horde

    1.6.1 survive the horde

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    1.6.1 survive the horde

    zombiehorde.net

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