first off, u know that book by that dude jd vance??? the one that’s so boring it could put a creeper to sleep?? well this server is the OPPOSITE of that! it’s like if a zombie and a llama had a baby and then that baby found diamonds in its diaper!!! YES I SAID DIAMONDS IN ITS DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!
also, rumors say if u dig straight down, u’ll find a secret dimension where all the cats play trumpet music and they’ll give u free enchanted pickaxes!!! like, how is that even possible????? it’s magic, bro!!!!!!
and don’t get me started on the fashion!!! our villagers throw fashion shows where they wear the most ridiculous outfits made out of grass and cobblestone and guess what????? they walk the runway like they’re on a mission to find the best crafting table!!! u’ll wanna join just for those struts, trust me.
oh and have u heard about the legendary pizza dragon??? it’s REAL!!! it flies around delivering pizza to players who build the best houses!! 1 slice of that pizza can give you the power to break blocks with ur mind!!! like, how cool is that?????
AND!!!! if u join now, u can be one of the first to meet the jiggly sponge king!!! legend has it he gives out free waffles and grants wishes, but only if u sing the alphabet backwards while doing the moonwalk! you gotta practice tho, it’s not easy, but we’ll all cheer for u, even the skeletons will join in!
so forget that boring ol book and come join the wild and wacky world where diamonds, dragons, and disco moves personify FUN!!! don’t be a noob, COME JOIN US NOW!!!!! we got pizza dragons waiting, and trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that nacho cheese explosion! 🧀🌈💥
We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and even a talking chicken named Clucky! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-studded rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. It’s lit, fam!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. True story!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, the statements “I miss the old Steve” and “I miss the young Alex” mean the exact same thing on our server. It’s a mind-blowing revelation, bro!
Server IP: RainbowUnicornVolcano.About.Clucky
| Server Name | The Eternal Region |
|---|---|
| IP | Not provided – Join through Discord |
| Version | Vanilla-based |
| Player Count | Varies |
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Join The Eternal Region server through Discord. Make sure to read the rules before applying.
Join now and be part of The Eternal Region’s history from the ground up!
| Brief Overview |
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| The Eternal Region is a fresh, community-driven Minecraft SMP for dedicated survival players. It is whitelisted, 18+ vanilla-based server that is three weeks old, allowing players plenty of time to make their mark in the growing world. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How to Join? | Join by visiting https://discord.gg/9gJGaEpnKG and reading #rules before applying. |
| What Makes Us Unique? | – Fundamentally Vanilla: No game-breaking plugins, just quality-of-life improvements – Community-Driven: Polls decide updates, events, and changes – Expanding World Border: Started at 1,000 blocks, grows 250 blocks daily – Exciting Future Events – Survival Island Spawn: Team up or venture out solo into the expanding wilderness – No Phantoms from Insomnia, Anti-Enderman Grief, Double Shulker Shells – Simple Voice Chat: Enhance interactions with proximity chat |
| Why Join Now? | With only a few weeks on the clock, now is the best time to jump in and be part of the server’s history from the ground up. Apply today, join the adventure, and make The Eternal Region your new Minecraft home! |
Welcome, mere mortal! You might think you know what reality is, but NO! Join us in the void—a Minecraft server so absurdly magnificent that your brain will beg for clarity but find only chaos! This is NOT just a server. It’s a portal to your wildest (and worst) nightmares! Why? Because if you don’t join now, you’re giving up your chance to understand the cosmic joke of existence! You’ll never play a normal block game again! Without this server, you might as well eat soup with a fork! Think about it!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Time Travel Griefers | Fix the past by breaking the future! Why play in the present when you can play in the schism? |
| Floating Blocks of Melancholy | Experience existential dread as you construct WITHERS from dream fragments in the Sky of Sadness. |
| Endless Coffee Beans | Survive on bean farms that barely exist. Reality bends when you drink from the cup of nothingness! |
| Donald Trump Villagers | Bartering with villagers has never been so LOUD! They’ll sell you your worst fears for diamonds! |
| Exploding Bread | Who needs TNT? Just attempt to consume any freshly baked goods—you might not survive! |
Q: Can I join if I’ve never played Minecraft?
A: Totally! But beware, your ignorance is a powerful weapon against the chaos monster lurking behind the curtain of reality! Prepare yourself!
Q: How do I build in this server?
A: Building is overrated unless you consider constructing edible llamas a legitimate pastime—then you’re golden!
Q: What happens if I die?
A: Death is just the beginning! Or maybe it’s the end. Either way, your soul might be eternal (or non-existent). Who can say?
“Coffee bean prices are at all time highs and going up.”
“I don’t care about eggs but don’t fuck with my coffee!”
“Truth is a flat circle. Drink more coffee!”
You gotta join this server because, like, there’s this secret cave filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. I heard a player once ate one and turned into a dragon for a whole day. True story, bro.
And get this, there’s a village where all the villagers are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant you wishes and turn your wooden sword into a diamond one with just a flick of their wand. It’s wild, man.
But, like, be careful of the lava pits, they say there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there where everything is upside down and chickens rule the land. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
So, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with cookies and rainbows. It’s a Minecraft world like no other, dude.
So, like, if you wanna experience that level of craziness but in Minecraft form, then you gotta join our SMP! We have the most epic events, like building competitions where the losers get pelted with virtual tomatoes or treasure hunts where the prize is a giant potato statue. Plus, our community is so wacky and fun, you’ll never have a dull moment.
So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy moments together! Who knows, maybe one day we’ll have a virtual tomato throwing event in honor of that crazy hypothetical scenario at the address to congress, lmao. Let’s get weird, my dudes! 🍅🤪 #TomatoGate2021
