So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!
But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?
So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ – he’s known for dropping some killer beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2025 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to get your hands dirty (literally)!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).
and you’re just like, “what the heck? i’m just trying to play minecraft here!” but then they start offering you diamonds and enchanted gear in exchange for helping them out. and you’re like, “well, i do love me some shiny diamonds…”
so you start helping them out, typing away in the chat while still trying to build your house. and before you know it, you’re part of this crazy team-based documentation squad, documenting notes for doctors while fighting off creepers and zombies.
but hey, at least you’re getting paid in diamonds, right? so come join this wild minecraft server and help out some overworked doctors while also building the coolest house on the block!
| Java IP | 37.10.122.12:25984 |
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| Bedrock IP | 37.10.122.12 Port 25984 |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Macaroni-land is your typical survival server with an old-school vibe, PvP, a friendly community, and unique features. The server has been running for a few months and features several towns, a spawn shop, starter kits, experimental skills, and various plugins like waystones and brewery.
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has the server been running? | The server has been running for a couple of months. |
| What can I expect on this server? | Expect a standard survival experience with a friendly yet chaotic community, towns, PvP, a spawn shop, starter kits, and unique features. |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, the server features plugins like waystones, brewery, and rp sit, along with other community-requested plugins. |
| Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server? | Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above. |
But wait, there’s more! Our repository is filled with Sims, lots, and custom content that will make your head spin. And if you’re tired of The Gallery, check out TS4DB – it’s like The Gallery on steroids. Need guides, FAQs, and game downloads? We’ve got you covered with links that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom.
And let’s not forget about mods and custom content. We have a guide to finding CC that will blow your mind, plus essential CC for Sims 3 and 4 that will make your virtual world pop like never before. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, check out our Patreon and paid CC downloads for that extra touch of luxury.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, wildest, most outrageous gaming experience of your life. Previous threads? Lewd threads? We’ve got it all, baby. See you on the other side!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the wacky, wild, and downright absurd adventures that await you. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Choose Your Element | Pick your path – Fire, Air, Water, or Earth. Each element grants you unique bending abilities to manipulate your surroundings, defend against enemies, and shape the world around you. |
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| Build Your Element’s Nation | Join forces with other benders of your chosen element to build and expand your element’s nation. Whether you’re creating towering earth fortresses, serene air temples, or blazing fire citadels, the world is yours to shape. |
| The Avatar | Occasionally, one lucky player is randomly chosen to become our one and only Avatar, capable of mastering all four elements. As the Avatar, it’s your duty (or choice) to maintain balance—or shake things up! |
| Active Community & Events | Our Discord server is the heart of our community, where players connect, share, and participate in a variety of events and activities. Whether it’s a bending competition, city-building challenge, or just hanging out, there’s always something happening. |
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Join us here: https://discord.gg/gzr
Don’t miss your chance to become a master bender or the next Avatar. Join us on GoatZone Reborn and start your bending journey today!
| Question | Answer |
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| How do I choose my bending element? | When you join the server, you will be prompted to select your desired element from Fire, Air, Water, or Earth. |
| Can I change my bending element later? | Unfortunately, once you have chosen your element, it cannot be changed. Choose wisely! |
| What are the benefits of joining a nation? | By joining a nation of benders with the same element, you can collaborate on building projects, participate in events together, and strengthen your bond with fellow benders. |
| How does someone become the Avatar? | The Avatar is randomly selected from the player base. If you are chosen, you will have the opportunity to master all four elements and guide the server in maintaining balance. |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even high functioning aspies like me can thrive! Join us and escape the monotony of your everyday life as a wage slave.
On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creativity without the judgment of those pesky social norms. No need to worry about making friends or fitting in, because here, you can be your true weird self and still be accepted.
Forget about working at Mcdonalds or any other boring job, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who wants to lick your feet pero pero pero (just kidding, please don’t actually do that).
So come join us and let your inner weeb shine, because on this server, you’ll never have to worry about being anyone’s beta orbiter. Remember, in this virtual world, you’re working for yourself, not for anyone else.