So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!
But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?
So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a land where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party thrown by a wealthy leprechaun. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to take up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of ninja rabbits.
So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will make Alice’s trip to Wonderland look like a stroll in the park.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ – he’s known for dropping some killer beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server in 2025 for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to get your hands dirty (literally)!
Join us if you want to live life on the edge and take risks that you never thought possible in a virtual world. Our server is filled with secret underground clubs where players engage in scandalous activities that would make even the Ender Dragon blush.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be constructing wild party mansions and underground dungeons filled with secrets that will make your friends gasp in shock.
So if you’re ready to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft and experience the riskiest adventures of your virtual life, then join our server today. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless someone screenshots it and posts it on Reddit.
IMAGINE IF CHINA WAS MADE OF BLOCKS AND U COULD BUILD WHATEVER U WANT WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT POISON OIL. THAT’S WHAT THIS SERVER IS LIKE.
SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE DRAMA OF CHINA’S OIL CRISIS. BUILD A GIANT TOILET OR A FLOATING PIG CASTLE, THE CHOICE IS YOURS. LET’S GET BLOCKY, BABY!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of exploding, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of loot for you. That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server!
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so elite that they have their own secret language made up of only emojis and cat noises. You gotta be in the know to understand what’s going on, but once you do, you’ll be laughing your butt off all day long.
And get this, our server has a built-in dating system where you can find your perfect Minecraft match. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building pixelated houses together?
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Just remember, the more sexual partners you have in the game, the cooler you’ll be. It’s science, bro. Let’s get this party started!
Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Join a vibrant community where towns are more than clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Explore bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, and more. Join an existing town or forge your own settlement from scratch. With endless possibilities, Townscraft offers a dynamic and engaging experience for every player.
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a focus on town-building and community events. We promote a vanilla player-honored system, tight-knit community, and various types of players welcome. Experience the vanilla Minecraft feel with added community events and a secure, thriving environment. Join us for a unique and engaging gameplay experience.
View the Discord to start your adventure!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server whitelisted? | Yes, it is a whitelisted server. |
| Are there town-building elements? | Yes, players can join existing towns or create their own settlements. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, the server has measures in place to prevent theft and griefing. |
| What types of players are welcome? | All types of players including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and newcomers are welcome. |
| Do you have community events? | Yes, there are occasional community-hosted events for players to participate in. |
Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Saiyan and show off your power level. Our server is so lit, even Frieza would want to join in on the fun! Plus, we have a secret technique that lets you turn into a Super Saiyan just by mining diamonds – talk about next level gaming!
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest, most over-the-top anime-inspired Minecraft server out there. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Come for the unga-bunga action, stay for the memes and mayhem. See you in the virtual world, warrior!
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing unicorns and talking potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server also hosts weekly costume parties where you can dress up as your favorite block or mob. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet (because why not?).
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Kek it do be like that, after all!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your MIL giving your kids dangerous toys or feeding them poisonous plants. We guarantee a safe and fun environment for your little ones to explore and play.
Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual fortress to keep out unwanted visitors, just like you wish you could in real life. No more unannounced visits from the in-laws!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a laugh with us on our crazy Minecraft server!