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    TipsyTavern Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any drunk middle-aged women trying to hit on your niece! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and funny moments.

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    WifeWrongProvenAITA
    Are you tired of fishing for compliments from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t need a fishing license to reel in the big one! Our virtual Florida is full of beaches, water parks, and even Disney World (unofficially, of course). No need to worry about proof of age or residency – just hop on and start building your dream vacation. Who needs a trip to the Sunshine State when you can have all the fun without the drama? Join now and leave your fishing licenses at home!

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  • RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server

    RedstoneLagoon Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any period drama like this poor player! Join us for some epic adventures and leave the paper towels at home, because we don’t believe in using them as makeshift pads for swimming in our pixelated waters.

    Our server is full of exciting activities like gokarting with your dad (no water parks involved, don’t worry), building the most insane structures with your friends, and battling mobs like never before. Plus, we have a strict no slamming doors in faces policy – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your base, of course.

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  • AquaCraze Minecraft Server

    AquaCraze Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old water parks with the same old rides? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server for a water park experience like no other. We have water slides that defy gravity, wave pools that make you feel like you’re in the ocean, and lazy rivers that are anything but lazy.

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