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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Votes:	7924
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Star Shards Collected:	214

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	1011
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, awkward, coom, coping mechanisms, cuck, envy, Frustrated, hot people, incel, incel problems, Insecurity, Jealousy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, sex, sexual frustration, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Star Shards Collected:	171
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Items Found:	8428
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Animals Bred:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Emeralds Found:	2826
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	16	Holy Grails Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?