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BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

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ShamblesCraft

AITAH, black mold, cabinets, child support, clothes on our backs., downtown apartment, ex husband, flooring, Gaming, gas furnace, handymen, hounding, illegal terms, inspection, joint bank account, Lawyer, Lease, LEAVING, major repairs, mental illness, Mortgage, ommissions, Painting, Plumbing, Posh, Renovations, rental, roof, ShamblesCraft, SSI, state law, VA loan, vacation, water heater, Wealthy, windows

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as my ex-husband’s life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a house with more problems than a creeper explosion.

Our server owner, who is as absent as my ex-husband, will provide you with a discounted rent that’s sure to drain your in-game paycheck. But don’t worry, the house is in such a state of disrepair that you’ll be too busy fixing things to even notice!

From leaky roofs to exploding water heaters, our house has it all. And just like my ex-FIL, our server owner will insult you, threaten you, and call you trash if you don’t fix everything in one week. But hey, at least he’s going on vacation!

So come join our server, where the only thing more broken than the house is the owner’s sense of decency. Build, survive, and try not to get kicked out before the next rent payment is due. It’s a wild ride that’s sure to make you question all your life choices – just like I did when I married my ex-husband.

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GreenCraft SMP – where semi-vanilla means half chocolate and half green beans!

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Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Platform IP Port

Java 151.80.47.150:25643 N/A

Bedrock 151.80.47.150 27049

Overview:

Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.

Features:
- Nations: Create nations up to 750×750 blocks in size with 2 other players. Nations can have wars, alliances, or unions. Being part of a nation is optional.
- Quests: Complete Daily, Weekly, and permanent quests for rewards.
- Events: Participate in frequent events to win crate keys, money, and collectable maps.
- Minigames: Access PVP, racing, parkour, and other minigames in the dedicated world.
- Other: Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap, and more.
FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.

3. What rewards can I win in events?

Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.

4. Are there specific rules for the server?

Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.
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QueerCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets! Join us and witness the epic battle between Nerissa and Shiori as they navigate their way through the world of Minecraft…and maybe even discover their true identities as lesbians (allegedly)! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! Trust us, this server is not your average blocky adventure.

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AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

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PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

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Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

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ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP

gender change, gender discrimination, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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BlockyBanterMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

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ParisianPixel Minecraft Server

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.

but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyCleric’sWifeBeating101

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hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even a prominent russian muslim cleric would wanna join?! yea, u heard me right! we got all the craziness u need in a minecraft server!

imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!

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GrillmastersGuild

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hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

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LoloGeta. – . Minecraft server

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GRIEFER SERVER DONATE RUBLES CLAN BATTLES HARD BATTLES THE CHEAPEST DONATES

185.9.145.177:25733

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