yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow
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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone
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Disinfectant City
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in your blocky world! We got more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show, I’m tellin’ ya!So get this, our water ain’t just any ol’ water, nah nah nah. We got that fancy schmancy disinfection by-products in there, straight from Hangzhou! It’s like drinkin’ a potion of epicness every time you take a sip. And get this, the trichloromethane levels are off the charts, peaking at 18 µg/L in 2021. That’s some next level stuff right there!
But don’t you worry your little blocky head, cuz the cancer risks are low, like super duper low. We’re talkin’ 10⁻⁶ to 10⁻⁴ low. But hey, who needs cancer risks when you got a Minecraft server this lit, am I right?
So come on down and join us, cuz we’re all about that safer methods life. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft servers, fightin’ for justice and blocky goodness. So what are you waitin’ for? Get your pickaxe ready and let’s do this thang!