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  • CurtainCatastropheMC

    CurtainCatastropheMC
    Are you tired of your significant other turning your shower into a water park every time they bathe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the soggy shower curtain drama by diving into a world where the only water you’ll encounter is the beautiful oceans and rivers you can explore.

    Our server is perfect for those who want to avoid the hassle of fixing shower curtains and dealing with waterlogged bathrooms. Plus, with our plastic liner feature (just kidding, we don’t have that), you’ll never have to worry about curtain catastrophes again!

    So come join us and leave the shower shenanigans behind. Who needs a long shower when you can spend hours building epic structures and battling mobs in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to soggy curtains and hello to endless fun!

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  • TV Troubles Minecraft Server

    TV Troubles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

    But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

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  • ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server

    ToiletPhoneOops Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about dropping your phone in the toilet again because you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling dragons! Plus, our server has a secret teleportation feature that will transport you to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give out free hugs. So come join us and say goodbye to toilet mishaps and hello to endless fun and adventure!

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  • FloodCraft: CarHouse Mayhem

    FloodCraft: CarHouse Mayhem
    come join our minecraft server where we make moscow look like a swimming pool! dive into the chaos of flooded streets and see cars and houses floating around like rubber duckies. who needs land when you can build your house on a floating car? join now for the wettest adventure of your life!

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