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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 1670 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 565 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
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