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TrumpedCraft SMP: GayJewDemoVotes

biden, Democrat, donald trump, Gay, GayJewDemoVotes, harris, important, Israel, Jewish, liberal, never again, office, older gentleman, Politics, Quote, smp, trump, TrumpedCraft, truth social, Voting, voting Trump, water cooler

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where the water cooler conversations are wilder than ever? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with older gentlemen who may just be chunks of coal, but they sure know how to stir up some drama. One minute they’re voting Biden, the next they’re declaring you ain’t Jewish if you don’t vote Trump! Join us for some outrageous political debates and maybe even uncover the truth about Israel – all while building epic structures and surviving in the wild world of Minecraft. Who knew politics could be this entertaining? Join now and quote us on that!

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Votes:	5951
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	5997	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8932	Animals Bred:	111
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Towns Built:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5424
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	2157
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	145
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dragons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Potions Brewed:	135
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

FitCraft Minecraft Server

coathanger wire, copyright infringement, digital piracy, dogshit internet, file compression, file sharing, FitCraft, FitGirl repacks, illegal downloads, low bandwidth, Minecraft, net win, online piracy, pirate sites, poor thirdies, Server, slow download speeds, slow internet connection, software cracking, software piracy, torrenting, unpacking files, waiting time

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!