Water Contamination MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Tax Day Universe PFOA Limit

Tax season, age of the universe, tax preparation, tax filing, Universe

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the age of the universe, then look no further! Our server has a PFOA contamination limit that’s so high, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a zombie. Our community is as tight-knit as a diamond pickaxe and as welcoming as a warm lava bath.

So come on down to our server and experience the most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Server IP: taxday.ageofuniverse.epamaxcontaminationlimit.About.xxx

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Crafty French PFAS Ban

public health, industrial pollution, France, Regulation, water quality

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even France adopted one of the most ambitious laws on PFAS just to try and be as cool as us. yeah, that’s right, we’re trendsetters in the virtual world and the real world.

if you wanna be part of this madness, come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds? yeah, it’s pretty rad.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the craziness begin!

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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Cancer prevention, carcinogens, environmental health, water quality, public health

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

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ToxicCraft: Govt Secrets & Fire Pollution

hazardous chemicals, chemical makers, toxic heavy metals, Secrets, ToxicCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle! our server is so lit that even the US government is trying to keep our secrets under wraps. we got crazy chemicals that will make your gameplay so wild, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss. forget about drinking water limits, we’re all about breaking boundaries and reaching new heights. join us now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft!

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Brainy Block Busters

contamination, plastic pollution, ENTERING, Brains, plastic waste

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

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NestleCraft Server: Trashy Trials!

Nestlé Waters, Pollution, France, environmental violations, legal proceedings

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even Nestlé Waters got jealous and started dumping their trash there? well, now u can! join our server and witness the epic battle between players and evil water corporations. build ur own trash fortress and defend it from the evil Nestlé minions. collect resources and craft weapons to defeat the corporate overlords. join now and be part of the revolution against illegal waste dumps in France! #TrashFortressRevolution #NestléVsPlayers

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Metallic Blaze Extinguishers

Environment, heavy metals, Blaze, metals, Toxicity

do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!

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Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

pandemic, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, Crisis, Movie

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

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CrystalCraft Minecraft Server

glacier melt, climate change, ecosystem collapse, Arctic, environmental degradation

OMG u guyz, dis server iz so lit dat even Greenland iz shakin in its icy boots! our crystal blue lakes r turnin BROWN and belchin out CARBON DIOXIDE like itz nobodiez business. come join us on dis wild ride as we turn da world upside down in Minecraft! who needz global warmin when u got our server bringin da heat? Join now for a chance to witness da end of da world in da most epic way possible! 🌍🔥💥 #GreenlandAintGotNothinOnUs

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ForeverChemCraft

water quality, groundwater pollution, chemical contamination, water testing, drinking water

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife

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