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BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

BottleCraft, bottled water, consumer demand, contaminants, Edition, endocrine disruptors, environmental health, environmental impact, health risks, hormone disruptors, microplastics, phthalates, plastic bottles, plastic contamination, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, single-use plastics, Water, water bottles, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1644
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

NoLooNoFlyCraft

Airport, airport drop-off, Basketball, bathroom, CAB, Ditched, drive home, Favor, Forgotten, friendship, gas station, INCONVENIENCE, late night, midnight, NoLooNoFlyCraft, old neighborhood, refusal, tired, wash hands, washroom, water bottles

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ditch you like a bad friend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, even at 3 in the morning when you need a pick-me-up. We won’t leave you hanging like that guy who wouldn’t let you use his bathroom. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few bathroom breaks along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SipCraft: Adult Tumblers

Adult, adult sippy cups, Beverages, bottles, coffee mugs, drinkware, eco-conscious, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, hydration, on the go, plastic free, reduce waste, reusable cups, reusable products, sip sip hooray, SipCraft, sustainable, tea tumblers, travel cups, Tumblers, water bottles

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	103	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN ADULT SIPPY CUP! SIP SIP, HOORAY! COME JOIN US AND SIP ON SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN! WE HAVE A SECRET POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER DANCE LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN TEARS! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! SIPPY CUP GANG, UNITE!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7326
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Runes Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	163	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	116
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3379	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Crops Grown:	8762	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magic Items Found:	6287	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Brotastic, chudcelbros, chudcelbros not like this, ChudcelCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like this, not like this chudcelbros, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

BabyBlockDrama

baby, BabyBlockDrama, Best Friend, dating sites, family, Followers, grad school, hurt feelings, husband, instagram, newborn, PHOTO, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy settings, Protection, Screenshot, Spouse, Trust, vacation, worries

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values privacy and respects boundaries? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to send your baby’s picture to random strangers for a date!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can trust your fellow players not to betray your trust like that one best friend did. We won’t call you crazy for wanting to protect your baby’s privacy, in fact, we’ll celebrate your dedication to keeping your little one safe.

So come on over to our server, where we prioritize respect, privacy, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t go behind your back and send your baby’s picture to strangers. Join now and let the crazy adventures begin!

CraftyBeliefGoneWhy

acceptance, Adaptability, BELIEF, CHANGE, CraftyBeliefGoneWhy, Evolving, flexibility, growth, introspection, letting go, mindset shift, moving on, Open-mindedness, personal development, Reflection, Release, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, Value

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for fun!

Say goodbye to your old beliefs and values because on our server, anything goes! Who needs to follow the rules when you can ride a llama into battle wearing a suit made entirely of TNT?

So come on over and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HinduCraft: Pay up or Dig out!

bangladesh, Community, Dig, discrimination, engineering student, Extortion, fear, Harassment, HinduCraft, hindus, HUMAN RIGHTS, intimidation, intolerance, Migration, minority rights, Pay, protection money, religious extremism, religious persecution, Safety, South Asia, Threats, violence

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	481304	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Items Found:	1546	Emeralds Found:	1810

yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Bangladesh Hindus getting calls for protection money! we got engineering students plotting world domination and making secret deals with creepers. join us if you wanna be part of the wildest adventure ever, where you gotta build your base faster than those Hindus gotta cough up that cash. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness!