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BottleCraft: Water Contaminants Edition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 1 million bottles being bought every minute! It’s like a crazy water party up in here! And guess what? We have contaminants in our water too, like microplastics that are basically like little hormone disruptors. It’s like a wild ride for your body, man. So come on and join us for some wacky adventures and questionable hydration choices!

NoLooNoFlyCraft

Airport, airport drop-off, Basketball, bathroom, CAB, Ditched, drive home, Favor, Forgotten, friendship, gas station, INCONVENIENCE, late night, midnight, NoLooNoFlyCraft, old neighborhood, refusal, tired, wash hands, washroom, water bottles

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	284
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ditch you like a bad friend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, even at 3 in the morning when you need a pick-me-up. We won’t leave you hanging like that guy who wouldn’t let you use his bathroom. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few bathroom breaks along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SipCraft: Adult Tumblers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mines Excavated:	3913	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN ADULT SIPPY CUP! SIP SIP, HOORAY! COME JOIN US AND SIP ON SOME EPIC MINECRAFT FUN! WE HAVE A SECRET POTION THAT MAKES YOUR CHARACTER DANCE LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN TEARS! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! SIPPY CUP GANG, UNITE!

Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

dynamite, fan behavior, fan criticism., fan culture, fan engagement, fan loyalty, fan opinions, fan perspective, fan reactions, fan support, fan value, Fans, Minecraft, NXT, NXT fans, NXT vs Raw, Raw, smp, Worthless, wrestling analysis, wrestling community, wrestling comparison, wrestling fans, wrestling ratings.

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

Boyfriend, breadwinner, career vs. personal life, cold, cold remedies, Communication, compromise, corporate lawyer, dramatic, Early, exaggeration, Illness, long hours, medical emergency, partner, Prioritization, relationship issues, Resentment, sick, Support, work, work ethic, workaholic

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

Favorite, hidden, Hidden Gem, lesser known, Minecraft, Niche, Obscure, off the radar, offbeat, quirky, Random, secret, smp, Under The Radar, Underground, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered gem, Unique, unknown, youtube channel, YTChannelSecrets

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

CraftyPurchases

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mines Excavated:	1489	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Void Gems Collected:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	57
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mines Excavated:	3184	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4256	Zombie Dances:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

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Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	3342
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!