Water Balloon Showdown!

Boundaries, overreaction, inappropriate actions, social norms, personal space

Welcome to the Water Balloon Apocalypse Server: Unleash the Chaos!

Are you ready to dive into the unpredictable whirlpool of madness that is our Minecraft server? Here, reality bends, laughter echoes, and existential dread looms like a poorly rendered Enderman. Welcome to a land where water balloons are not just toys; they are the weapons of a somber celebration not yet upon us. Buckle up; the splash zone is hazardous!

🌊 The Manifesto of the Misunderstood

In a world where people throw literal weighty emotional baggage (and also water balloons), we carve our own path through chaos! Our community believes that disconnect is just a splash away. What happens when the barriers of civility are breached? Nothing, because they were never there to begin with! So why wait for Holi? Let’s soak ourselves in an unseasonable deluge of blue-wrapped chaos, all while pondering life’s deep questions:

What if you had important documents?
Are water balloons just a metaphor for existential crises?

❗ Server Features: Get Soaked!

Feature	Description
Balloon Battles	Engage in epic confrontations over not-so-important documents! Dive behind walls and strategize your next sodden ambush.
Mom’s Door of Accountability	Knock, knock! Only the bold shall confront the authority figures of balloon warfare!
Concealed Hydration	Craft and conceal water balloons as a form of passive-aggressive rebellion! Why just drink water when you can launch it?
Holi-or-Not Festival Madness	Celebrate the joy of arbitrary holidays! Let’s throw our calendars out the window in a chaotic display of confusion!

🌀 Frequently Unasked Questions

Q: Why can’t I bring my important documents? A: You didn’t think this was a conventional server, did you? Your documents are just a ploy of the hydrophobic elite!

Q: Is this server banned in any real-life countries? A: Was it? Ask your local water balloon trafficking ring! 🙃

Q: Can I make peace with the balloon-throwing child? A: Peace is just a mirage behind the wet veil of conflict. Why reconcile when you can splash?

🌪️ The Conspiracy of Water

Rumor has it that this server exists to distract players from the real battle: the ongoing war between Wet and Dry. Are you a Wet Warrior ready to rain down terror, or a Dry Provocateur plotting from the shadows? Either way, the decision is yours, but we won’t tell you how deep the rabbit hole goes!

🗣️ Testimonial of the Bewildered

"I came for the mining, stayed for the unexpected soaking! Never knew how empowering an errant water balloon could be!" — Distressed Dan (probably not a plant 😏) "This place makes no sense, but that’s precisely why I keep coming back. Is that kid still throwing balloons?" — Confused Consumer

⚠️ Warnings & Prophecies

Beware, bold travelers! For entering this realm could result in:

Spontaneous water balloon fights
Questionable life decisions
Unexplained laughter
An encounter with the “Mom of the Water Wars” who decides your fate based on your splatter accuracy!

🌌 Call to Action: Join Us or Be Soaked!

Dare you to step into the chaotic waters of our server? Embrace the absurd, challenge the norms, and prepare yourself to question all of your life choices. Join us, and remember: it’s not just a game—it’s a splashtacular journey into the unidentified. We’re all mad here, and the water balloons only make it wetter!

Are you in, or are you just going to stand there getting soaked from the sidelines? Choose wisely!

JadeCraft

JadeCraft, smp

LGBTQ Owned. We are looking for relaxed players looking for a fun place to play!

We focus on the core aspects of the game. All custom items are made through grinding and making them. Our crate system even follows this pattern, taking time to craft the keys. We want players to feel rewarded for their time, not their wallets.

We are a safe place for LGBTQ players. This is our first priority! We also value feedback given and want our players to be heard.

Key Features: Custom items, Player run economy, Jobs,

Land Claims, Player warps, Voting ranks!

If this sounds like a server you want to try, feel free!

Join via any 1.20.x client. IP: jadecraftsmp.mc-server.net

We do not allow any hacked clients or cheating in anyway. This is meant to be a chill server to make friendships and build.

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Lodestar Middle School

School, middle, Semi Vanilla, LODESTAR
Lodestar is a semi-vanilla survival server launched in October 2020 by a group of friends looking to establish a social, relaxed, mature and, most of all, kind community of Minecraft players.

We’ve invested time and effort to build a place many people call home, and just started our 4th season mid-December. We are now looking for more active, fun loving players to continue growing our community!

What to expect
Rules Overview
How to join
Applications are reviewed daily – we will let you know when you have been whitelisted via Discord.

If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask the admins in Discord – we’ll be happy to help.

Looking forward to having you join us in building a great community!
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TempuraCraft

smp, TempuraCraft

TempuraCraft is a small, laid-back survival server that encapsulates the true nature of Minecraft. Relaxed community gameplay with a smaller world that encourages you to team up and find your people. Starting over a year ago, and just recently reset, TempuraCraft has a welcoming and friendly community and allows anyone to come and have fun with us. We have McMMO, Sign Shops, and an economy. All feedback is welcome, and the server is constantly updated and backed up. 3000 claim blocks to start, and 300 claim blocks earned per hour you play. Nice quality-of-life features are implemented like Coordinates HUD and anti-grief, as well as updating to the community’s standards and listening to feedback. What are you waiting for? Join today and become a member of one of the most friendly communities on Minecraft.

IP [1.20.4]: mc.tempuracraft.com

Website: www.tempuracraft.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/SWCKgzZg9a

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GeoRealms

Semi Vanilla, GeoRealms

GeoRealms [Semi-vanilla] {Whitelist} {Earth} {War} {Nations} {Trade} {Conquest}

Conquer the Earth, lead your troops into battle, live as a peaceful British farmer or maybe a miner in the frigid caves of Russia. On Georealms you can do all of this! This server allows all playstyles, if you’re an animalistic warrior or a peaceful builder, you can still enjoy this server. We don’t have advanced hard to understand plugins, or strict moderators.

We have,

-A 1:1000 scale of Earth, allowing for many many nations and players

-A player built economy, which allows for trades of resources and land

-An active community, that can help you with any issues you may have

-Staff and rules that are very open to change. You can upload your suggestions no matter what!

What are you waiting for? Georealms awaits you!

discord; largey_marge

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Cogs, Crops and Combat!

Combat, crops, Cogs, smp

Cogs, Crops, and Combat! Welcome to Cogs, Crops, and Combat! We are a lightly-modded SMP, aiming to have a modded experience, while still maintaining the nostalgic taste that vanilla Minecraft offers. We are a Hermitcraft-esque SMP, and will have a shopping district, community events, and more. The primary mod is the Create mod (Cogs), with support from Farmers Delight (Crops), and the RPG suite of weapons mods (Combat!). We have a couple more mods thrown in as well, such as a few create addons, some additional generated structures to suite our exploration needs, the Traveler’s Backpack mod, and as well as a decoration mod. Overall, it is a very well thrown together pack that encompasses several areas of the game, with automation, farming, exploration, combat, building etc. We also have some quality of life data packs, such as one person sleep, which further enhance the Minecraft SMP experience. We plan to have a ton of community projects, at the moment, the main project is building a rail line that will connect everyone to the shopping district! We have a core group of 4 of us that have been friends for over 7 years, which we would love to expand to everyone that logs onto our server. Whether you are a builder, a factory designer, an adventurer, or something in-between, this is the server for you! Here is our Discord link: https://discord.gg/7ETs6BBCnf

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ToEndAllWars

ToEndAllWars, Modded

👑 Ever wanted to have your own Kingdom? Your own Empire? Rise to the challenge and be able to defend it through wars, schemes, and diplomacy on this iteration of ToEndAllWars!

✨ IP: playteawbeta.apexmc.co

🧰 Want the modpack? Here’s our Curseforgealternatively, join the 👾 Discord for a manual version of the download and get access to all of our community!

ToEndAllWars is a Victorian-themed, building, diplomacy, and war oriented server that seeks to create a great community with a unique combination of mods! In our open EuroBeta, we put players side by side on a 1:1000 scale map of the world in Europe and North Americawith expansions coming!

ℹ️ Some server features include:

⚙️ Create 🛠️: The industrial revolution calls for more bleeding edge technology, with create, mass production is in your hands!

🔫 Guns and melee weapons 🗡️: Big cannons, old rifles, machine guns and more, all you require for your war needs!

⚔️ Recruits 🫡: Need an army? Why not make one! With this mod you can equip and outfit soldiers for battle, guarding or raiding!

📚 Extensive History 🕰️: Do you like piecing together ancient history of long lost nations and towns across the server? Pouring countless hours over wiki articles? Now you can do that and even write your own history here!

🕊️ Diplomacy and Scheming 😈: The murky waters of statecraft are dangerous to sail alone, join up with others to bring your masterful diplomacy or shady schemes into action!

🗺️ Dynmap 🧭: An ever changing, ever beautiful show of builds and creativity on the part of the community! Check it out here!

What are you waiting for? Get on and have a good time! But be prepared to defend your claims from hungry eyes with your friends and allies!

I’ll see you in the trenches.

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Warped

smp, warped

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server!

❗ Fresh Reset ❗

After being in the run for 1.5 years, it’s time to restart on a fresh new world! We are tired of servers that die out and reset in a couple months, We want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

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▶ 📜 Discord Invite

▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

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▶ Vanilla experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.

▶ Community

We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.

▶ Respect

We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

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Just Bucket!

smp, bucket

JUST BUCKET – SMP, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, Ranks, Discord, active community. Experienced Developer

5-20 active players constantly!

java ip: justbucket.minecraft.best

Bedrock version IP 170.205.26.68:25566

Jobs, Economy, SMP, McMMO, tournaments, VeinMiner

Come be a part of a growing community!

Plugins:

The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience.

We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, McMMO and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands!

We also have vein mining, Break one block in a vein of ores, and the rest will come with it. This also works with tree’s!

Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace:

Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online.

Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

https://discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSP

justbucket.minecraft.best

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Wolf Craft

Wolf, Craft, Modded

Join us at Wolf Craft for a unique Minecraft experience!

We have a carefully curated Modpack and server, where you can join with others, or play alone, it’s entirely up to you!

Upon first spawning you will awake in Wolverton Town, the server’s "safe space" and capital, where you’ll find a shopping district, Castle, and a scavenger hunt to get you started! (Amongst many other cool things!)

You can build and develop your own Colony using MineColonies, master the dark arts using Ars Nouveau or Primal Magick, enjoy taking part in server wide competitions, or simply find your own corner of the map to build something mental!

We have a fully fledged economy using Lightman’s Currency, along with MANY QOL mods, to make your experience in our server as pleasant as we can.

Dind us on CurseForge by searching "Wolf Craft – A Modpack by Certi" if you want to get in on the action! Or if you are feeling lazy looking for invites, just jump right into our Discord!

Invite your friends, join with us and have a great time exploring Wolf Craft!

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