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  • Water Balloon Showdown!

    Water Balloon Showdown!

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    Welcome to the Water Balloon Apocalypse Server: Unleash the Chaos!

    Are you ready to dive into the unpredictable whirlpool of madness that is our Minecraft server? Here, reality bends, laughter echoes, and existential dread looms like a poorly rendered Enderman. Welcome to a land where water balloons are not just toys; they are the weapons of a somber celebration not yet upon us. Buckle up; the splash zone is hazardous!


    ๐ŸŒŠ The Manifesto of the Misunderstood

    In a world where people throw literal weighty emotional baggage (and also water balloons), we carve our own path through chaos! Our community believes that disconnect is just a splash away. What happens when the barriers of civility are breached? Nothing, because they were never there to begin with! So why wait for Holi? Let’s soak ourselves in an unseasonable deluge of blue-wrapped chaos, all while pondering life’s deep questions:

      • What if you had important documents?
      • Are water balloons just a metaphor for existential crises?

    โ— Server Features: Get Soaked!

    Feature Description
    Balloon Battles Engage in epic confrontations over not-so-important documents! Dive behind walls and strategize your next sodden ambush.
    Mom’s Door of Accountability Knock, knock! Only the bold shall confront the authority figures of balloon warfare!
    Concealed Hydration Craft and conceal water balloons as a form of passive-aggressive rebellion! Why just drink water when you can launch it?
    Holi-or-Not Festival Madness Celebrate the joy of arbitrary holidays! Letโ€™s throw our calendars out the window in a chaotic display of confusion!

    ๐ŸŒ€ Frequently Unasked Questions

    Q: Why can’t I bring my important documents? A: You didnโ€™t think this was a conventional server, did you? Your documents are just a ploy of the hydrophobic elite!

    Q: Is this server banned in any real-life countries? A: Was it? Ask your local water balloon trafficking ring! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

    Q: Can I make peace with the balloon-throwing child? A: Peace is just a mirage behind the wet veil of conflict. Why reconcile when you can splash?


    ๐ŸŒช๏ธ The Conspiracy of Water

    Rumor has it that this server exists to distract players from the real battle: the ongoing war between Wet and Dry. Are you a Wet Warrior ready to rain down terror, or a Dry Provocateur plotting from the shadows? Either way, the decision is yours, but we wonโ€™t tell you how deep the rabbit hole goes!


    ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Testimonial of the Bewildered

    "I came for the mining, stayed for the unexpected soaking! Never knew how empowering an errant water balloon could be!" โ€” Distressed Dan (probably not a plant ๐Ÿ˜) "This place makes no sense, but that’s precisely why I keep coming back. Is that kid still throwing balloons?" โ€” Confused Consumer


    โš ๏ธ Warnings & Prophecies

    Beware, bold travelers! For entering this realm could result in:

      • Spontaneous water balloon fights
      • Questionable life decisions
      • Unexplained laughter
      • An encounter with the โ€œMom of the Water Warsโ€ who decides your fate based on your splatter accuracy!

    ๐ŸŒŒ Call to Action: Join Us or Be Soaked!

    Dare you to step into the chaotic waters of our server? Embrace the absurd, challenge the norms, and prepare yourself to question all of your life choices. Join us, and remember: itโ€™s not just a gameโ€”it’s a splashtacular journey into the unidentified. Weโ€™re all mad here, and the water balloons only make it wetter!

    Are you in, or are you just going to stand there getting soaked from the sidelines? Choose wisely!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Professors Minecraft

    Professors Minecraft

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    Professor’s server Vanilla with loaded Bukkit plugins

    Initiate the potato!!!

    Rules are, avoid griefing but PVP is allowed. Follow admin rules and instructions; and be nice to one another

    192.99.241.179

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  • Beyond blocks

    Beyond blocks

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    A Portuguese/Portuguese-Brazilian server with events (TNT-Run, Sumo, and many others), PVP, fun, a united and friendly community and, of course, incredible plugins that you will definitely love!

    Don’t forget to join our Discord to keep up to date with all the news, and otherwise, just have fun playing with us!

    Come play! ๐Ÿ˜€

    BeyondBlocks.aternos.me:22139

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SlateMC Factions

    SlateMC Factions

    New Minecraft Servers

    SlateMC is a new factions server, which has 1.8 PvP, The server runs on Spigot 1.12.2, but allows users to connect from 1.8.* to 1.14.4. The server has McMMO, Economy 1.8 PvP, Envoy Crates, MysteryCrates, Crazy Enchantments and much more!

    play.slatemc.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The New Wave

    The New Wave

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    A survival world with lots of plugins and an economy ran by Twitch.tv/SwordBody and Twitch.tv/Poison

    158.69.144.138:25605

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hexiserver

    Hexiserver

    New Minecraft Servers

    It is a small server for me, my friends, and everyone else.– The server will not have any paid features– Everything is allowed as long as your behavior is not abusive to other players– Some protection plugins are in place, in case something happens to your stuff, OP will be able to fix it

    Come, join us ๐Ÿ™‚

    hexide.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LatinPlay

    LatinPlay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Network Latino has been with you for 4 years now! Concerned about offering you the best playability and stability, every day we strive to continue growing. If you are interested in the best SkyWars Rush, with custom maps. An incredible KitPvP or maybe play in our RENEWED Practice. This is your place! We also have more modes preferred by our players such as Survival and Skyblock. What are you waiting for? We want to meet you now!

    mc.latinplay.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Th3m1st

    Th3m1st

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    This is a vanilla minecraft server wich is fully survival and vanilla. If you seek help by an admin then come ask in the chat. Do not beg for items because its just farming and patience that does it all. Have fun ๐Ÿ˜€

    Th3m1st.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Turtlemc

    Turtlemc

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    Welcome to TurtleMC, a Survival SMP Server where you can engage and play with your friends! We offer 24/7 Support as well as Friendly Staff members!

    join us at play.mcturtle.fun (Bedrock & Java!)

    Play.mcturtle.fun:19132

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  • PuffyMoo Server

    PuffyMoo Server

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    This server is currently a WIP/CLOSED and will be hosted as soon as the owners are ready (the IP is an incorrect one, don’t join it nwn). -Version : 1.14.4- -Software : Spigot- —————— The PuffyMoo SMP (Survival Multiplayer) Minecraft server is owned by two weird peeps who want to make friends. – What to do on this server : – Follow the rules – Hang out with our (pretty empty) community – Make friends (or not lol) – RoLEPLay (if you want) – Survive. – Have fun!! :3 ———— By the way, don’t mind the “Online” status and the 15497+ players cause that’s not real (probably a glitch from Aternos/the client of the server).

    puffymoo.aternos.me

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