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Otters Are The Mermaids Of Cats – Minecraft

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yOu gOtTa jOin tHiS aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR cUz LiKe hOrSeS aRe BeTtEr SwImMeRs ThAn SeAhOrSeS! yOu CaN rIdE tHeM iN tHe OcEaN aNd Do FlIpS aNd StUfF. aNd DoN’t EvEn GeT mE sTaRtEd On ThE dOlPhInS, tHeY cAn Do BaCkFlIpS aNd SpInS aNd StUfF. aNd ThErE’s A sEcReT uNdErWaTeR cItY wItH mErMaIdS aNd TrEaSuRe ChEsTs FiLlEd WiTh DiAmOnDs AnD gOlD. sO cOmE jOiN tHiS cRaZy SeRvEr AnD eXpLoRe AlL tHe WiLd AnD wAcKy ThInGs It HaS tO oFfEr!
