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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4873 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 2634 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!