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Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

FemCraft: Where Femanons Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the femanons play! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of pink sheep who throw epic dance parties every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. So come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Robotyne Rumble: Where Creepers Destroy More Than Just Peaceful Towns!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	991867
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Emeralds Found:	4437	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	6273
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can help rebuild the once peaceful Ukrainian town of Robotyne that was destroyed by terrorist Russian animals! Join us as we fight off creepers and zombies to restore this town to its former glory.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the ruins of Robotyne lies a secret stash of diamonds that will make you richer than a Minecraft Steve with a full inventory. Will you be the one to uncover this treasure and become the ultimate diamond hoarder?

Join us now and be part of the epic quest to rebuild Robotyne, defeat the evil Russian animals, and uncover hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

BlockyBizEmailVerify – Where even creepers need to confirm their email before posting on /biz/!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	7433	Potions Brewed:	88
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mines Excavated:	1202
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ores Mined:	3540	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT, and participating in our legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournaments (spoiler alert: the chickens always win).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that you need to verify your email just to post on our forum /biz/. Why, you ask? Because our community is so elite that we only want the most dedicated and hilarious players to join us.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s over for boring Minecraft servers, but it’s just beginning for the insanity that is our server!

Frieren’s Funhouse: Where Minecraft meets Mushoku Tensei on a budget!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s like the poor man’s version of Mushoku Tensei? Look no further, because our server is just like that, but with blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can mine, build, and fight your way to victory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant monster and chased them around the map! It was hilarious, and everyone had a good laugh watching the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Mushoku Tensei when you can have frieren?

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘what happens here’ Edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons why:

– Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

– We have a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Who needs a pickaxe when you can just shake a tree and get rich?

– Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with chickens wearing armor. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most intense battle you’ll ever witness.

– We have a hidden village where the villagers ride around on pigs instead of walking. It’s like a piggy parade every day!

– And last but not least, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake houses, cake trees, even cake mobs. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers and HoloID Fanatics – Join Now!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone speaks in a language you don’t understand? Well, fear not because our server has the rare and elusive feature of English-speaking players! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious banter, epic adventures, and maybe even a few British accents thrown in for good measure. Who knows, you might even learn some new slang words to impress your friends with! So why settle for a server where you can’t understand a word anyone is saying when you can join ours and have a jolly good time? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood Friends

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that just don’t quite hit the mark? Look no further, because our server is a perfect 10/10 in every way! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing that it will make you forget about all those other games that didn’t quite make the cut for you. Once you join, you won’t be able to tear yourself away!

2. We have the most epic builds and crazy adventures that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underwater cities, our server has it all.

3. Our community is the best around, full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing all day long. You’ll never want to leave once you start chatting with our wacky crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Minecraft world like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockRockinBeats: Where Creeper Jams and Endermen Dance! 🎵

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs are here to party and they want you to join in on the fun! But be careful, they may challenge you to a dance-off for some epic loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a game of tic-tac-toe, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Emeralds Found:	3770
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Modtastic Minecraft Madness – Because Vanilla is Overrated!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft with its basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so jam-packed with mods that your head will spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got mods that turn all the pigs into flying unicorns, mods that make every block explode when you touch it, and even a mod that turns the Ender Dragon into a friendly kitten that just wants to cuddle. Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before – just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those exploding blocks)!