Watchlist Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WITCH WATCH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	154	Dimension Hops:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Towns Built:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still). Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. And don’t even get us started on the cows – they’ve learned how to breakdance and are hosting a dance-off competition next week! So come join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Slop Viewing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco club run by Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Villager, who trades tacos for enchanted gear.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on the back of a giant slime while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Fall Season Lineup Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you ready to fall into a hilarious adventure on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and unexpected shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our Fall Season Lineup! We’ve got a pumpkin spice latte-themed building competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pumpkin helmet (because who wouldn’t want that, am I right?).

But that’s not all! We also have a turkey hunt event where players have to track down the elusive “Turkey King” and challenge him to a dance-off for a chance to win a pet turkey that poops out golden nuggets (yes, you read that right).

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, our server is also home to the legendary “Leafy Llama Gang” who roam the land on llama-back, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience!

SeriesDrop Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Runes Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to drop out faster than a hot potato? Well, look no further because our server will have you hooked from the first block you break! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers. Legend has it, whoever defeats the Chicken King will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this feathered monarch and make your dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, once you start playing, you won’t be able to drop out even if you wanted to!

Get Rich Quick Minecraft Server – ‘why are you still poor?’

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Votes:	9865	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Buildings Constructed:	37
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of missing out on those sweet crypto gains? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where every block you mine is actually a hidden cryptocurrency waiting to be discovered! Just imagine stumbling upon a diamond block only to find out it’s actually worth $500 in real life! Join our server and become the ultimate crypto miner, turning virtual blocks into real-life riches. Who needs to invest in risky shitcoins when you can just play Minecraft instead? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to strike it rich in the most unexpected way possible. Join now and start mining your way to financial freedom!

KinoCraft: Where the memes are as endless as the blocks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9257
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Passages Found:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9590	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland landscapes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant rainbow-colored creepers, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, magical potions that turn you into a unicorn, and even a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be living it up in our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life!

LebCraft: No Power, All Fun!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

OMG GUYS, come join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded our server and started throwing parties in our houses. But don’t worry, we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day! Plus, our server has the power to cause power outages in entire countries like Lebanon. How cool is that?! So, come join us and be a part of the most electrifying Minecraft experience ever!

RapCraft Wizards: Spellbinding Beats

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4845
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rappers as wizards casting spells faster than lightning bolts! like, imagine lil pump summoning a dragon to spit fire on ur enemies, or cardi b turning them into frogs with her sick rhymes. u ain’t never seen magic like dis before, fam. come join us and witness the most lit spells and potions u ever did see. plus, we got a secret underground dance party with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, join now and let the magic rap wizards blow ur mind!

HoneyCraft SORS Detection

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u find a server that is so lit, u just gotta join? well this server is like that, but on steroids. like, the researchers on this server have figured out how to detect sugar syrup in honey using some crazy method called Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy. i dunno what that means but it sounds super fancy and important. so if u wanna be part of a server that is on the cutting edge of honey technology, u gotta join this one. plus, we have a secret underground honey lab where we conduct all our experiments. it’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a part of something truly sweet. pun intended.

A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Avalon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/fantasy-home/">Minecraft Server</a>

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

Server Trailer: Watch Here

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!

Dungeons

Custom Skills and Magic Spells!

Custom Armor & Weapons

Custom Crafting

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!

Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4025
Crops Grown:	9306	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Enchantments Applied:	50	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	1995

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Animals Bred:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!