Join us and experience the chaos of near complete silence broken only by the occasional autistic screeching and rote commentary. It’s like being in a xQc-tier stream, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next?
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to convince your boyfriend to watch a show with you. Will he finally give in and join you on this epic adventure? Or will he stubbornly stick to his guns like a creeper waiting to explode?
Experience the thrill of lying about watching a show just to get your boyfriend to join you – except this time, it’s all in good fun! Who knew deception could be so entertaining?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a plot twist that even your boyfriend couldn’t predict!
| About us | We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules. |
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Apply here to get a chance to vote on various aspects of the season before we start!
Yes, anyone is welcome as long as they follow the rules.
No, proximity voicechat is optional for players to use.
We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.
We have vanilla-like configs, allowing TNT, rail, and carpet duping, as well as bedrock breaking.
All major server decisions are voted on by the players in a democracy system.
Join us if you want to mine diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle evil mobs with a sword made out of rainbow-colored cheese, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant spiders, creepy creepers, and even a dragon or two. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to build a castle in seconds.
So come on over and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.
A Vanilla Survival Multiplayer Server for Java Minecraft 1.20.4, inspired by HermitCraft with a focus on community-driven gameplay.
| Feature | Description |
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| New 1.21 blocks | Including copper/tuff variants and the crafter. |
| Diamond economy | With a shopping district for player trading. |
| Voice chat | Proximity voice chat with deep dark/warden interaction. |
| Custom items | Including unique hats, music discs, and goat horns. |
| Minigames | Featuring a unique take on Decked Out and more. |
NotHermitCraft server is in Season 4(ever) with a focus on creating a rich and immersive world with events, roleplaying, and more.
Join the Discord server to apply for whitelist and access the server. Simple Voice Chat (2.5.12) is highly encouraged for a better experience.
A: Join our Discord server and apply for whitelist to access the server.
A: No, players can join with no mods installed, but Simple Voice Chat is highly encouraged.
A: The server difficulty is set to hard.
A: Various events like minigames, roleplaying, UHC, and more are organized for players to participate in.
build a house out of marshmallows and watch as it attracts a herd of rainbow sheep. go on quests to find the legendary golden potato and battle the evil chicken overlords who are trying to take over the server.
don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja pandas who will protect your precious builds with their lives. join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. remember, exact change makes no cents on this server!
| Java or Bedrock | Java 1.21 |
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| Realm/Server/World | Server |
| Number of players | Any |
| Length of Play Session | 1-5 hours |
| Gametype | Survival |
| Language | English |
| IP | burnedsmp.minekeep.gg |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/JsPbHEQTpP |
Yes, you will need to link your Minecraft account to Discord in order to join the server. However, it is a simple verification process and does not involve any security risks.
There is no set limit on the number of players allowed on the server, so any number of players can join.
The length of play session is typically 1-5 hours, but players are encouraged to stay active during their time on the server.
The primary language spoken on the server is English.
Yes, the server is in Survival mode for players to enjoy.
Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.
Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a wild Sony appears and starts moneyhatting games from Nintendo and Microsoft! The drama! The suspense! Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the gaming giants?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of gamers who are plotting to overthrow Sony and take back the games for themselves. Will you join forces with them or will you pledge your allegiance to Sony and reap the rewards of their moneyhatting ways?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of Sony’s moneyhatting madness firsthand! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of gaming shenanigans?
Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic battle between a shallow MIL and a father who refuses to let her show off only one of their children. – Experience the thrill of standing up for what’s right, even if it means causing family drama in the virtual world. – Help our daughter come into her own and show the world that being different is beautiful. – Explore our server and discover unique features just like our good-looking son with an exotic mix of races.
Join now and be a part of the craziest family drama Minecraft server has ever seen!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Age Gap Village, where couples with an age gap of 10+ years live in harmony and build pixelated love nests together. Who knew that virtual romance could be so scandalous and hilarious at the same time?
So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find your own age-gap soulmate among the chaos and madness.
we have so many wild and wacky things to do on our server, like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even racing llamas through obstacle courses. u never know what kind of madness u will find on our server, but one thing is for sure, u will never be bored!
so come join us and protect ur precious brain from the dangers of wildfire smoke, and have a blast while u do it. who knew saving ur brain could be so much fun?!